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Subject:
Headlines
(Page 31)
“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”
Headline
Education
Headlines
Students
Divorce Leaves Man Blind
The Sunday Times (South Africa)
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Native American Students Well Endowed
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Lucky Man Sees Friend Die
Headline
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Yellow Perch Decline to be Studied
Headline
Animals
Headlines
Plenty of Sex Advised for Successful Pregnancy
Reuters
Headlines
Kevorkian Clinic Short-Lived
Associated Press
Headlines
Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying
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Death
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Man Denies He Committed Suicide
Headline
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Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife
News Of The World
Headlines
Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents
Reuters
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Woman Sues Caterpillar For Sexual Harassment
UPI
Headlines
Maggots Tackle Raiders
Headline
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Sports
If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To Have To Score A Goal
Headline
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Woman Scolded For Killing Husband
Headline
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Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys
Associated Press
Headlines
40 Men Escape Watery Graves When Vessel Flounders In Ale
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Nix Council
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A Ms. Nix running for city council
New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History
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Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In
The Irish Times
Headlines
Faulty Parts Bring The World To A Halt
Headline
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