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“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”

Divorce Leaves Man Blind

Native American Students Well Endowed

Lucky Man Sees Friend Die

Yellow Perch Decline to be Studied

Plenty of Sex Advised for Successful Pregnancy

Kevorkian Clinic Short-Lived

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

Man Denies He Committed Suicide

Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife

Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents

Woman Sues Caterpillar For Sexual Harassment

Maggots Tackle Raiders

If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To Have To Score A Goal

Woman Scolded For Killing Husband

Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys

40 Men Escape Watery Graves When Vessel Flounders In Ale

Nix Council

New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History

Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In

Faulty Parts Bring The World To A Halt