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Presidential Footwear on Display
Associated Press
Headlines
Police: Bank Robber Had Shopping Addiction
UPI
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New York City
Places
Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress
The Guardian
Headlines
CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase
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Miami Police Officer Kills Man With Toy Gun
Headline
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Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side
The Chicago Tribune
Headlines
MP's Mother Joins Critic Of His Plans To "Keep Greys Away"
The Times
Headlines
Security Firm Loses Oakland Airport
Headline
Headlines
Study: Obesity Can Shorten Lifespan
Associated Press
Headlines
Cardigan Keeps Hampshire Cosy
The Guardian
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Man Shot By Drinking Partner, Police Said
Dallas Morning News
Headlines
Scientists to Kill Ducks to See Why They’re Dying
Headline
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Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal
The Bosnia Bugle
Headlines
Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers
Headline
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China Drag Queens Have Officials On Their Knees
Confidence Sinks in September
Headlines
Two Guns Beats Four Aces: Armed Robbers Hit Paris Poker Tournament
AFP
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RSPCA Hit By Guinea Pig Explosion
The Bucks Examiner
Headlines
Judgement Day Date Delayed
Headline
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Paleontologist Wants Students To Dig Up Dirt On Prehistory
The Washington Post
Headlines
Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint
Headline
Headlines
[Wearing battery operated ‘Passion Pants’]
Suit Says Hospital Mistook Constipation For Cancer
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