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Cabbage Privatized
The Guardian
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Man With One Arm And Leg Cheats On Other Half
News Of The World
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The Mad Hatter Saves Alice From Knifeman
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Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
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Elf To Sell Major North Sea Assets
BBC Ceefax
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Mistook Inmate's Noose For Decoration, Court Told
Dundee Courier And Advertiser
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Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
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Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp Into Pants
Associated Press
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Let The People Decide On Drugs
The Observer
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Man Wants ‘Hell’ Taken Out of ‘Hello’
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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad
The Washington Post
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Robber’s Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly
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Turkeys, Manure Pass Through the Senate
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Eye Drops Off Shelf
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These Tarts Best Eaten Hot
Tampa Tribune
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Prosecution Paints O.J. as a Wife-Killer
The Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel
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Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port
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The Townsville (Queensland Australia)
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City Pact Fight Boils
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Kevorkian Clinic Short-Lived
Associated Press
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Man Tells Police His Crack Dealer Ran Over Him
Man Tells Police His Crack Dealer Ran Over Him
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Man Hit By Train – Twice in 2 Weeks!
The Drudge Report
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