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Mexico Church Calls Santa a Drunk
Associated Press
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Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police
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Recreational Use of Viagra Dangerous
UPI
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Five-Headed Coach to Lead Washington School
The Wenatchee World
Headlines
Washington
Study: Drinking, Fainting Connected
Associated Press
Food/Drink
Headlines
Oasis Album Could Be Record
Headline
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Elf Bribed To Get Plant
The Nairobi Nation
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Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History
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Thieves Steal 8 Tons of Spa Mud
Associated Press
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Cabbage Diced In Social Unrest
The Australian
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Antibacterial Ingredient in Shampoo May Prevent HIV
Reuters
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Thugs Eat Then Rob Proprietor
In Dallas Texas
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Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey
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Shoplifter Stole Lingerie and Bacon
In Preston England
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Pelicans May Be Turned Into Puffins
The (Portsmouth) News
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Lindsay Lohan: Rehab Was a ‘Sobering Experience’
Associated Press
Alcohol
Food/Drink
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Rehab
Double-Hand Transplant Patient Applauds Operation
Reuters
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BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life
The Times
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Jury Finds Pope Guilty Of Homicide
This Week In The News
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Squirrel Sleuth Cracks Robbery
Reuters
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Man With 8 DUIs Blames Drinking Problem
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