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Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award
The Buffalo News
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The Buffalo News
Nutt Faces Sack
BBC News
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The Best Rex We Ever Had
New York Post
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Coach Rex Ryan
Lying Weather Forecast
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New Autos to Hit 5 Million
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Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
Journal of Commerce
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British Push Bottles Up Germans
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Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder
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Virgins Are Discovered In Essex
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Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury
Associated Press
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Dead Golfer Plays His Best Round
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Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
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Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets
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Man on Singles Holiday Finds Himself Alone
In Pennsylvania
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Divorce Leaves Man Blind
The Sunday Times (South Africa)
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Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position
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Police: Bank Robber Had Shopping Addiction
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Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs?
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Brighton Students Most Satisfied in the Country
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Condom Firm Stretches Product Line
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Salesman Says He Left 4 Large Rings in Malden Bathtub
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