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It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives
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Angel's Future Now 'Secure'
The Licencee
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Students Compete for Pillow Fight Record
Associated Press
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NASA Briefly Loses Contact With Atlantis
In Lewiston Maine
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Babies Used To Sneak Drugs Into Prison
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Police Car Crashes Into Doughnut Delivery Van
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Green Light Given to Nuke Waste Dump
N.W. Evening Mail
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Man Rams Into Taco Bell Over Missing Taco
UPI
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In Dayton Ohio
Church In Northwick Talks
Berrows Worcester Journal
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Higher Costs Explain Why U.S. is Cheaper than U.K.
Reuters
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Man Shot By Shed
The Sun
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Jimmy Carter’s Hometown Excited Over His Burial Plans
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Health Officials Say Flammable Water is OK to Drink
The Daily News
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Legislature Follows the Law, Does Little
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Elves Laid Off as Santa Feels Pinch
Associated Press
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Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer
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Fresno Council to Talk About Talking Less at Meetings
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Police Find Alligators Guarding Pot Stash In Mount Auburn
WKRC Cincinnati
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Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling of Isolation
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Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10
Teletext
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DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest
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