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Headlines
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Nudist Welfare Worker’s Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory
News Of The World
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One-Legged Escapee Still On the Run
The Australian
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The Australian
TITS Bouncing Back In Warmer Weather
Royal Society for the Protection of Birds
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In England
Irish Peat Bogs Rocked By Great Sheep Explosion
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How Sardines Saved Stranded Potholers
The Daily Mail
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Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People
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Dole Loses Debate By Not Winning
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Bob Dole
Porn Star Sues Over Rear-end Collision
In Hillsville VA
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Man Arrested For Everything
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Dodge Says Probe Puts Him in Awkward Position
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Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body
BBC North Ceefax
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Cost of Being Poor Rising
The Denver Post
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Army Vehicle Disappears
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An $74K Australian Army vehicle is missing after being painted camouflage
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
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Man on Singles Holiday Finds Himself Alone
In Pennsylvania
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N. Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog “Ancient Frog”
Bangkok Post
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Stadium Air Conditioning Fails – Fans Protest
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Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
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Hitler, Nazi Papers Found In Attic
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Woman From Mars Says Nothing
The Leyton (London) Guardian
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Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them
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Johannesburg Star
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