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Astronomers Say Comet Should Be Visible To The Naked Idaho
Los Angeles Examiner
Headlines
Sex Offenders Pitch Tents
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Headlines
Man Used Stolen Tow Truck To Steal Vehicles, Cops Say
Headline
Headlines
In Lakeland Florida
Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers
Headline
Doctors
Headlines
Dead Man Accuses President
The Guardian
Headlines
Woman Finds a Hat in a Tree
Harrogate Advertiser
Headlines
Bilton England
For April Fool’s Day
Church Goes Missing
Headline
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17 Aliens Held
Headline
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Heat Wave Linked to Temperatures
Daily Sun Post
Headlines
Cost of Being Poor Rising
The Denver Post
Headlines
Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison
Headline
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Man Punches Fiancee After She Kisses Another Woman, Setting Off Backyard Brawl
The Oakland Press
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Man Ordered To Marry Cow
Headline
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Police Arrest Iowa Man Driving Alongside Zebra, Parrot
Des Moines Register
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Lesbian Cow Study Udderly Serious
The Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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Discoveries: Older Blacks Have Edge in Longevity
The Chicago Tribune
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Lions Say That Was Then, This Is Now
The Johannesburg Citizen
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Fire Destroyed By Home
Fox News
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Friends Trade Tattered Card for 49 Years
Associated Press
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Mayor’s Ball Is Back On The Menu
The Gloucestershire Echo
Headlines
House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
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