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Dead Dictator Wanted As President

Hobgoblins Have A Wardrobe Problem

Divorces Are Fewer Among Single People, Chicago Figures Show

Police Grill Murder Suspect

Banana On Sodomy Charges

Strike Over, Twinkie Shortage Ends

Drive To Ban Horse Whipping Mushrooms

"The Pill" Might Prevent Acne Too

U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent

Japan, Russia Still Far Apart on Islands

Cash Plea To Help Dyslexic Children

Lawyers Weigh O.J. Witnesses

Irish Peat Bogs Rocked By Great Sheep Explosion

Robber’s Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly

Ex-boxer battered outside chip shop

Thousands See Green Man

Enraged by Bristol Palin on ‘Dancing,’ Man Shoots TV, Prompts Standoff

General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front

New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex

Doctor Raps "Negligence"

Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World