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Condom Firm Stretches Product Line

Opossum Squashing Ignites Debate

Volunteers Search For Old Civil War Planes

Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police

Condom Truck Tips, Spills Load

Woman Fined for Not Giving 30-day Notice Before Dying

Fayed's Chopper Drives Us Crazy

"Boom Box" Explodes, One Dead

Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

Army Vehicle Disappears

An Edgewood Man Reported Recently That His Wife Had Gone Missing Some 18 Months Ago

Spaniard Hits Girlfriend at Anti-Violence Rally

Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor

Woman Beats Off Great White Shark

Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress

Mayor Is Ousted By Mice

Drunk Driver Claims Dog Was Driving

Lady Jacks Off to Hot Start in Conference

Bananas And Oranges Linked To Violent Crime

Hotel Burns, Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad