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Missing Teen Tied To Bones

Policeman Shoots Man With Knife

Enraged Cow Injures House

Missing Link Blamed For Road Deaths

Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave

Virgin Holds Off 10,000 in Peachtree

Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty

Abstention From Sex Does Not Make One Stupid

Pink-Clad Pooch Stolen from Gay Bar by Man With Britney Tattoo

Hunt for Bin Laden – Experts Agree: Al Qaeda Leader is Dead or Alive

Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants

Hotline To God Great Success

Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident

Conceiving A Way To Get More Babies

American History Is A Thing of the Past

Armageddon Ahead, Please Fasten Your Bible Belt

Swamp Thing Bedevils Police Station

Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms

Energy Executives Urge Some Gas-Emission Limits on Bush

Cowboy Warning In Tornado-Hit Town

Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts