Subject: Headlines (Page 38)

Fertile Woman Dies in Climax

Archangels To Guard Vatican In Cyberspace

Planning Experts At Odds On Impact Of "Missing Link"

Brothel Found at Car Repair Shop

Sterilizations Solves Problems for Pets, Owners

Boy Who Drowned Couldn't Swim

Trapped Dragons Are Blamed For Problems At New Hong Kong Airport

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts

Robber Sawed His Father In Half

USDA To Shift Testing Of Ready-To-Eat Meat Plants

At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area

Aliens On Jakarta Blacklist

Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire

Teenager Pees In The Back Of A Sheriff's Car After Telling Deputy: "I Told You I Had To Go, You Stupid Cop"

New Compensation Rules for Late Flights Delayed by a Year

Devil Could Play Host To The Second Coming Of The Tiger

Man In Court Over St. Paul's Death

If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To Have To Score A Goal

Council Staff Could Be Axed

Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty