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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Masturbator ‘Yanked’ From Library

Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff

Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking

"Missing" WPC Found Weeping In Panda

Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants

World Rubber Body Unlikely to Make Major Changes

Nudist Welfareman's Model Wife Fell For the Chinese Hypnotist From the Co-op Bacon Factory

Hitler, Nazi Papers Found In Attic

Saudi Takes Four Wives in One Night to Spite His Ex

William Kelly Was Fed Secretary

Barbershop Singers Bring Joy to School for the Deaf

Vaccination Available for Whopping Couch

Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing

Florida May Need Disabled Voter Machines

After Sex Sting, Associated Press Governor Tiwari Ejects Prematurely

Families Jettison Meals At Table

Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows

Slim-fad Girl, 17, Vanishes

Study Links Menopause, Aging

Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks