Subject: Headlines (Page 39)

Mary Poppins Is A Black Man

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General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front

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Alien In Sydney Pines For Port

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Invisible Man Comes Out Of Hiding

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Doctor Execution Policy Debated

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New Tabloid "Owned By God"

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Coroner In Call To Put A Stop To Drink-All-You-Can-Nights After Death

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‘I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask… and he killed my dog‘

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C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam

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Only Poets Can Save Us From Millennium Buggery

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Milkman Finds Leg

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Mayor Parris to Homeless: Go Home

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The Queen Is A "Parrot" Says Paisley

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Analysis: Jobs End Welfare

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Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10

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Lazy, Fat Dragons To Go On Crash Diet In Zoo

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ITS Introduces DataFlow, A Powerful Yet User-Fiendly WorkFlow Development Tool

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Women Bowlers Vote To Keep Their Skirts On

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Transsexuals Benefits Cut Off

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Mole's Conviction Is Quashed

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Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum

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