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Antique Dealer Thought Girl Was Older
Birmingham Mercury
Headlines
Asian Scholars Come More Frequently
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Whoopee? Oopsie! Honk If the Dealership Used Your Car for Sex
The St. Petersburg (FL) Times
Headlines
Minneapolis Will Pay $165,000 to Zombies
The Star Tribune
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Zombies
Body Of Unarmed Man Slain By Police Leaving For Africa
Associated Press
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Man Doesn’t Want To Go To Jail Without Underwear
The Daily News
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Fort Walton Beach Florida
Officers Shoot Dead Burglar In Siege
The Times
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Van In Pork Pie Ambush
Newcastle Journal
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New Sick Policy Requires 2-day Notice
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Police Pay £20,000 For Dead Parrots
The Daily Record
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Largest Amount Of Cannabis Ever Seized In Joint Operation
The Jersey Evening Post
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Jury Finds Pope Guilty Of Homicide
This Week In The News
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Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy
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Lying Weather Forecast
The Washington Herald
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Wife Gives Birth To Boy; He Asks For Old Age Pension
The Chicago Tribune
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Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot
Fox News\.com
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Snowman Quits Top Opera Job
The Times
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Deer Kill 17,328
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Chinese Apeman Dated
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Why Americans Love to Hate Government
Reuters
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Gore Helps Kids Learn Gibberish
Associated Press
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