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Cowboy Warning In Tornado-Hit Town
Ceefax (BBC Teletext Service)
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Fish Around On New Web Sites
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Watford Observer
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Let's Take Things Literally!!
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Priest Duels With Dracula
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Slave Sale Aids Charity
The Gloucester Echo
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Drunk Driver Claims Dog Was Driving
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Sex Offenders Pitch Tents
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Low Pay Reason For Poverty, Study Says
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Fitness Club Closes, Going Belly Up
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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‘I Wasn’t Trying To Kill Him;’ Man on trial for murder says he didn’t mean to harm victim he shot 13 times
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Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation
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Woman Beats Off Great White Shark
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Rhode Island to Honor Mr. Potato Head
Associated Press
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When Elephants Ruled… Hackney
The Times
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Hunt For Doorstep Attacker
Halifax Evening Courier
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Nudist Welfareman's Model Wife Fell For the Chinese Hypnotist From the Co-op Bacon Factory
British New of the World
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Electric Exec Gets Lit Up!
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Train Driver Temporarily Blinded by Exploding Pigeon
In Pennsylvania
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Gentler War Promised in Colombia
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Investigators Determine Man Not a Man
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Monitor Lizard Fails To Explode In MP's Toilet
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