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Greece Declares War on Bad Cheese
Associated Press
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Moggy Found But Now The Owners Are Lost
WalthamForest (London) Independent
Headlines
Spiders Signed Up For Army
Headline
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Woman Born Feb. 29 Has Baby Same Day
St. Louis Globe Democrat
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Salesman Says He Left 4 Large Rings in Malden Bathtub
Headline
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DUI: Man Smashed Into Parked Car, Sign, Pole, Drove to Jail
The Sun Sentinel
Headlines
Jacksonville Florida
Neighbors Call New Pigsty An Eyesore
Headline
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Save My Life And I'll Sue You, Warned Suicide Note
Daily Telegraph
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Minister's Son Held On Drugs
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Brief Cooking At Low Heat Recommended For Diabetes
Headline
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Scientists See Quakes in L.A. Future
The Oregonian
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Army Felled By Sheep
The Express
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Florida Illegal Aliens Cut in Half By New Law
Headline
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Cher Immortalized in Plastic
Associated Press
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Presidential Footwear on Display
Associated Press
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The Sky is the Best Place to Find a Meteor
Headline
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Legal Actions Aim To Prevent 'Anorexic And Alien Body' Being Built
The Irish Times
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Nurse Fends Off Crocodile
The Irish Independent
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Lloyds Sell Goldfish to Morgan Stanley For £1bn
The Independent
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Horse Goes Back In Time For New Look
The Licensee
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Council Informs Woman Who Died Two Years Ago She Is Dead
The Irish Times
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