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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
The Overland News
Headlines
Car Leaves Road, Suffers Broken Nose
In Healdsburg CA
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Haddock Bids For NFU Leadership
The Western Morning News
Headlines
Lesbian Cow Study Udderly Serious
The Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves
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Headlines
Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed
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Homicide
Crash Courses for Private Pilots
The Daily Telegraph
Headlines
The Daily Telegraph
This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup
New York Post
Colemanballs
Headlines
Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot
The Star-Ledger (Newark NJ)
Headlines
Inmate Attempts Suicide, Moved Off Death Row
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In Texas
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After Sex Sting, Associated Press Governor Tiwari Ejects Prematurely
The Times of India
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Navy To Make Boats
South China Morning Post
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Penguin Dung May Hold Key To Human Flu
South China Morning Post
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Conceiving A Way To Get More Babies
The Sydney Morning Herald
Headlines
Jupiter Out Of Orbit Over Resignation
The Irish Times
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Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port
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The Townsville (Queensland Australia)
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Big Rig Carrying Fruit Crashes on 210 Freeway, Creates Jam
Los Angeles Times
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Disney Stories Are Unfair On Mad People Says Doctor
The Evening Standard
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Drunk Man Fell Asleep In Wrong NY House
The Associated Press
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In Newstead New York
Danish Pastor Who Refused to Believe in God Suspended
AFP
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Devil May Postpone Release Of Calicivirus
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