Subject: Headlines (Page 40)

Smaller Families Require Less Food

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Mr. Coffee Expands its Line to Sell… Coffee

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Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief

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Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead

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Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife

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Christian Cars Stoned in Nazareth

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Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting

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Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline

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Cash Compost Means That Trees Can Grow On Money

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Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home

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BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life

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$200 Fine Risk For Mobile Car Use

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Fake Condoms Kill Adam And Eve In China

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Caribbean Islands Drift To Left

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Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain

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DUI: Man Smashed Into Parked Car, Sign, Pole, Drove to Jail

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Body Wants New Blood

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Poverty Meeting Attracts Poor Turnout

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Vaccination Available for Whopping Couch

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Cop Tasers Unarmed Legless Man… Twice!

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U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent

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