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Flying Goats Spark Alarm
Headline
Headlines
Man Beats Off Cougar With His Bare Hands
In Fort Hardy BC
Headlines
RJB To Spend £50m On Lifting Australian Stake
The Times
Headlines
Catholic, Pubic Schools’ Fees Differ
The Dickenson Press
Headlines
In North Dakota
Public
X Marks the Spot as Dog Finds Buried Owner
Reuters
Headlines
Congressmen Try To Revive Suit
International Herald Tribune
Headlines
Pirates Could Be Jailed
Halifax Evening Courier
Headlines
Devil Could Play Host To The Second Coming Of The Tiger
The Brisbane Courier Mail
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Magician's Car Vanishes
Headline
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Beatrix Potter Boiled Squirrels
Sunday Times
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Baby Born Holding Mum’s I.U.D.
Headline
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Health Officials Say Flammable Water is OK to Drink
The Daily News
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The Queen Is A "Parrot" Says Paisley
The Daily Telegraph
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Situations Vacant: Cleaner Required, Must Be Contentious
Headline
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In New Zealand
Condom Truck Tips, Spills Load
Sun Media
Headlines
London Ontario
Man Stabbed to Death by Cockfighting Bird
BBC
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Children's Stool Great For Use In Garden
Headline
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Athlete Who Cheated Death Dies
AOL News
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Fundamentalist Church Pastor Says Easter Eggs Devised by the Devil
Headline
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Police Sing For Animals
Brighton & Hove Albion
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Honey, Let's Dye the Dog Red and Green for Christmas
AFP
Headlines
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