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Neighbors Fear Golf Balls

Man Killed Over Phone

Music Industry Meets On Drugs

Man Driving Replica Of A-Team Van Rams Patrol Car

British Helicopters Could Shoot Themselves Down

Britain To Free Children From Soccer Slavery

Axe For Media School's Head

Missippi’s Literacy Program Shows Improvement

Colleagues Finger Billionaire

Chef Gets Life for Cooking Wife

Worry On Educaion [sic]

Three In Hospital After Fresh Legionnaires' Outbreak

New Compensation Rules for Late Flights Delayed by a Year

Armageddon Ahead, Please Fasten Your Bible Belt

Debate About Hanging Suspended

At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area

Woman in Sumo Wrestler Suit Assaulted Her Ex-Girlfriend in Gay Pub After She Waved at Man Dressed as a Snickers Bar

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case

Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors

Icelandic Fish Talks

Man Hand-Feeds Wild Alligators