Subject: Headlines (Page 42)

Man Executed After Long Speech

Tot Lives 4 Years on Single Baked Bean

Combo Muffler-Ice Cream Shop Planned

Judgement Day Date Delayed

Ruler Can’t Measure Johnson’s Impact

Attack on Rat Mistaken For Chinese

Poll Shows Voters Prefer Bush at Barbecue

Summer Treat: Ice Cream "Isn't Health Food"

Report of Unresponsive Man at Malden Casket Company

Big Black Hole Found In The Sky

Strikes to Paralyze Travelers

Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury

Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood

Man Executed in Texas, Oklahoma

Irish Robots Win At Volleyball

Woman Accidentally Joins Search Party Looking For Herself

Listen Up, Your Dog Wants to Tell You Something

Authorities: Many Sex Offenders Lie About Where They Live

Jupiter Man Jailed, Accused Of Urinating On Woman In Hobe Sound Bathroom

"Cookie Monster" To Spend 15 Days In Jail For Violating Probation

Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players