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5th-Graders Get to Grill Lions
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In Michigan
Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC
Associated Press
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Mrs. Corson’s Seat Up For Grabs
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Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
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Brush fire
Fears Over Singing Lollipop
The Johannesburg Times
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Cocaine Use Hits New High
The Brentwood Yellow Advertiser
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McCain Leads Clinton and Obama in Dog Fight
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London Bus Goes Down Well In Moscow
The Dundee Courier
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Saints Overrun Hapless Halifax
The Guardian
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Girl Stabbed 55 Times But Not Interfered With
Newcastle Journal
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Kindergarten Student Spends Entire Day at Wrong School
Fox 2
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California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets
Reuters
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Mars Can Grow Asparagus
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Family's Ceiling Leaked Dead Birds
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Impotent Must Say No To Sausages And Bacon
The Times
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U.S. Food Service, Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions
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Doctor Raps "Negligence"
The Daily Mirror
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Nutt Faces Sack
BBC News
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Man Allegedly Beaten By Woman With A Frozen Fish
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Doggie Perfume Sets Tails Wagging
Reuters
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Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
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