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Pregnant Girls Are Vulnerable To Weight Gain
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Dead Man Catches 23lb Carp
News Of The World
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Yeti Teaching Students Valuable Lessons
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Animals Take Over Village That Changed Hands
The Irish Times
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Stop Trimming Hedgehogs
Nottingham Evening Post
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Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy
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Officials Consider Bridge Suicide
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Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole-In-One
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Japan, Russia Still Far Apart on Islands
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Chicken Banned From Crossing The Road
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‘I Wasn’t Trying To Kill Him;’ Man on trial for murder says he didn’t mean to harm victim he shot 13 times
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Under Pressure at Work? Get a Life
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Senior Luncheon Will No Longer Include Lunch
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Kentucky Receives $14 in Federal Education Grants
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Slow Progress For Rotting Estate Victims
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Most Doctors Agree Breathing Regularly is Good for You
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Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award
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Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is
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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
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E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court
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Man Goes Berserk in Car Salesroom, Many Volvos Hurt
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