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Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead
Associated Press
Headlines
Phantom Actor Sues
Daily Telegraph
Headlines
London 4800 Nurses Short
The Evening Standard
Headlines
Teenager Pees In The Back Of A Sheriff's Car After Telling Deputy: "I Told You I Had To Go, You Stupid Cop"
Daily Mail Online
Headlines
In Florida
Substitute Teachers Seeking Respect
Associated Press
Headlines
Auctioneer Finds Body in Funeral Home
Headline
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Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town
Headline
Headlines
Suspected Alien Boat Dodges Customs
Brisbane Courier Mail
Headlines
Shell Found on Beach
Brighton Argus (UK)
Headlines
Bottoming Is a Messy Process
MarketWatch
Headlines
World Rubber Body Unlikely to Make Major Changes
Headline
Headlines
Uncut Workers Better Survivors
The Australian
Headlines
Man on Way to Brothel Finds Wife Working
Reuters
Headlines
Snowman Quits Top Opera Job
The Times
Headlines
Burritos at 6 a.m. Followed By Hot Air
Headline
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Taxes Take Longer Because of Complex Forms
Headline
Headlines
Armageddon Could Threaten United's Promotion Push
Headline
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Small Town Celebrates "Toilet Fest"
Associated Press
Headlines
Lord to Decide Future Next Month
Calgary Sun
Headlines
Bonehead Siphoned Gas From Police Car, Posts Photo On Facebook
Headline
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In Jenkens Kentucky
Clinton’s Firmness Got Results
Headline
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Bill Clinton
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