Subject: Headlines (Page 44)

Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress

French Minister 'Condoned Police Shooting Of Aliens'

Alien Hedgehogs Spread Terror In The Hebrides

Putin Pardons Pope

Crash Courses for Private Pilots

Old Guy Found Wandering at Stadium

Send-A-Dame Chain Letters Deluge City; Interest Keen

Keegan Fills Schmeichel’s Gap With Seaman

British Ducks Have Regional Accents, Researchers Say

Gag Order Imposed In Holmes Trial

ITS Introduces DataFlow, A Powerful Yet User-Fiendly WorkFlow Development Tool

Local Man Has Longest Horns In Texas

Baboon Becomes A Landlady

Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero

Enraged by Bristol Palin on ‘Dancing,’ Man Shoots TV, Prompts Standoff

Always Broke? Stop Living Payday To Payday

Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer

Chinese Apeman Dated

Pittsburgh Police Want To See Junk In Your Trunk

New Autos To Hit 5 Million

"Weirdos" Will Visit Cornwall