Subject: Headlines (Page 44)

Barefoot Prowler Nabbed After Leaving His Flip-Flops At Crime Scene

China Drag Queens Have Officials On Their Knees

Low Wages Said Key To Poverty

Poverty Meeting Attracts Poor Turnout

£20 To Fight Crime In England And Wales

Tigers Shoot Down Gunship

Drunk, Pregnant Mom Leaves Baby In Car To Get Piercing

Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage

Severed Hand Saved By Peas

Kagan Refuses Herself Too Often

Pastor Chokes To Death On Angel Food Cake

Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets

Pleasant Prairie Woman Trims Bush Into Teapot Topiary

Higher Costs Explain Why U.S. is Cheaper than U.K.

Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave

Woman Fined for Not Giving 30-day Notice Before Dying

5th-Graders Get to Grill Lions

Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV

Drunk Woman Steals a Ferry and Yells: I’m Jack Sparrow!

U.S. Army To Use 'Green' Tungsten Bullets

Curious George Goes High-Tech