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Suspected Alien Boat Dodges Customs
Brisbane Courier Mail
Headlines
Lindsay Lohan: Rehab Was a ‘Sobering Experience’
Associated Press
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Headlines
Rehab
Clinton Pledges Restraint in Use of Nuclear Weapons
Cedar Rapids Gazette
Headlines
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Headline
Headlines
Woman Finds a Hat in a Tree
Harrogate Advertiser
Headlines
Bilton England
For April Fool’s Day
No One Killed in Fatal Car Crash
Headline
Headlines
Police Arrest Everyone On February 22nd
Headline
Headlines
Priest in Fatal Crash Improves
Lakeland (FL) Ledger
Headlines
Hopes Soar For First Supersonic Pumpkin Flight
The Times
Headlines
Woman Vanishes After She Drops Off Kids
San Francisco Chronicle
Headlines
Ford Contour Sales Slow To Accelerate
GM International Newsline
Headlines
Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero
Associated Press
Headlines
Spates Guilty of Murder, Asks, “Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I've committed.”
Headline
Headlines
Lost Language Found But No One Can Read It
Headline
Headlines
Baker Stabbed Woman 99 Times In Self-Defense
Irish Time
Headlines
Driver Shocked As Sheep Emerges From Pothole
The Western Mail
Headlines
Nurse Fends Off Crocodile
The Irish Independent
Headlines
Coach Knows All To Well How This Feels
Richardson Morning News
Headlines
Stud Tires Out
Headline
Headlines
Dutch Undertakers Hire Clown to Lighten the Mood
In Pennsylvania
Headlines
Man Apprehended After Running Unclad Through Wal-Mart Store And On Route 295 In Warwick
Providence Journal
Headlines
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