Subject: Headlines (Page 45)

Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game in ’81

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Substitute Teachers Seeking Respect

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Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing

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New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone Availability

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Woman Accused Of Giving Bears Ice Cream

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Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians

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Wanted: Suitable Position for Disoriented Indian Maharaja

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18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests

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Rep. Jim Moran Says Congressional Salaries Not Enough to Support Members

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Giant Snails Get Set To Take Over

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Delivering "Extra Strong" Support For the Three Legged

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Minneapolis Will Pay $165,000 to Zombies

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Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net

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Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman

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Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders

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Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers

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Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife

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Old Guy Found Wandering at Stadium

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Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy

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Creech Airman Beating Victim

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Blind Man Says Diana Prettiest Woman He Ever Saw

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