Subject: Headlines (Page 49)

Body Wants New Blood

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Why Americans Love to Hate Government

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Elton Takes David Up the Aisle

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Bad Driving Causes Most Car Crashes

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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Aliens Eat Swamp

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Animals Turn To Teaching

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Hillary Clinton Says U.S. Stands Ready to Provide Ass

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Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan

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Some Teens Have An Air of Defiance

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Nix Council

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Severed Hand Saved By Peas

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Wingnut Dept Ceiling Demands

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We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)

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Stampede For Compost

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Police: Man Stole Swan Eggs From Nest, Cooked Them

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Study: Obesity Can Shorten Lifespan

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End Of Cold War Does Little To Reduce Trench Coat Sales

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Woman in Sumo Wrestler Suit Assaulted Her Ex-Girlfriend in Gay Pub After She Waved at Man Dressed as a Snickers Bar

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Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling of Isolation

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Man In Court Over St. Paul's Death

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