Subject: Headlines (Page 49)

Chef Gets Life for Cooking Wife

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Rhode Island to Honor Mr. Potato Head

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Ottawa May Tackle Homeless

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

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Astrologers Fail to Predict Proof They Are Wrong

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Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison

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Son of Westboro Baptist Church leader attacked on live TV by naked 500lb man who burst out of bathroom, sat on him and shouted: ‘Who’s your daddy now?’

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Drunken Student is Locked up and Fined for Calling Police Horse Gay

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Beavers Trap Trojans

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Does Sex Makes Women Sprinters Faster?

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52 Foot Officers to Patrol Violent Neighborhoods

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Pygmy Caught In Mousetrap

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Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack

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Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage

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Silicon Boys Have More Time to Look for Love

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Man Shot Twice In Head, Gets Mad!

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U.S. Govt Heads For Shutdown, Blame Flies

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Passing Wind Strands BC Ferry Passengers

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Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home

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Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties

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Bandit Steals Chickens From Children

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