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The Correct Version Declares God Ambidextrous

Herndon Area – Your Cardiac Risk

Women Bowlers Vote To Keep Their Skirts On

Alien In Sydney Pines For Port

China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash

Jimmy Carter’s Hometown Excited Over His Burial Plans

Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers

Alaska Warned: Don't Become Florida

Croupiers On Strike – Management: "No Big Deal"

Blue Skies Unless Its Cloudy

Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World

Feds Step Up Laundering Crackdown

Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave

Police Find Burglar Through Yellow Snow He Left Behind

Special Events Mark Domestic Violence Month

Seven Foreigners, Seven Locals Up Each Other At Wotulu Memorial

Bonnie Blows Clinton

Pleasant Prairie Woman Trims Bush Into Teapot Topiary

Dog In Bed, Asks Divorce

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

Some Teens Have An Air of Defiance