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Middle East Villages On The Move To Australia
The Brisbane Courier Mall
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Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Suspended MP Accused Of Telling A Hundred Lies – British Member of Parliament
The Guardian
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Diet Of Premature Babies "Affects IQ"
The Guardian
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Ban On Boxing After Death
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Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
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Mexican Police Arrest Horse For Damaging Car
The Daily Texan
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Putting Urine in Your Ears Not Recommended to Treat Sinus Infection
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Air Traffic Controllers Can Apply For Job In Braille
Reader’s Digest
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Bible Proofreaders Sweat the Small Stuff
Associated Press
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Husband Put Rat Poison In Wife's Tea "As A Health Cure"
The Daily Telegraph
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Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police
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Fears Over Singing Lollipop
The Johannesburg Times
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Man Held in Miami After Shooting Bee
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Landlord Sentenced to Die for Eating Tenant
Reuters
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One-armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
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Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks
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Americans Driven To Suicide By Fear Of Death
Daily Telegraph
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Lightning Killed Three Hereford Cows and a Half In a Freak Storm on a Suffolk Farm Yesterday
The East Anglian Daily Times
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Antique Dealer Thought Girl Was Older
Birmingham Mercury
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