Subject: Headlines (Page 50)

Aquarium Lands Bomber

MSI Owner Denies Lying, Admits Not Telling Truth

London 4800 Nurses Short

Russian Troops Tell Of Invisible Enemy

Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Condom Firm Stretches Product Line

Council Not Liable Over Fatally Locked Widows

Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit

Vaccination Available for Whopping Couch

Headless Chickens Roam The Commons

Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space

Time Machine Found In Brain

Inmate Missing After Escaping Via Mail Slot

Split Rears in Farmers’ Movement

Memorial Day Weekend – Buckle Up, Slow Down & Drink & Drive

Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame

Presidential Footwear on Display

Cuba Tries Short Cut To Tailor Economy

Wanted: Suitable Position for Disoriented Indian Maharaja

Man Goes Berserk in Car Salesroom, Many Volvos Hurt