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Farmer Bill Dies in House
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California Wildlife Destroys Over 40 Homes
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Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net
Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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One-armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
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500 Elves Loose
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How Many Condoms Is Enough?
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Pig Music Ordered Turned Down
Associated Press
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EU Official Hunts Rubber Duck To Near Extinction
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Judge Pounds PUD
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(Public Utility Districts)
In Seattle
Malls Try To Attract Shoppers
The Baltimore Sun
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Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney
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Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians
Reuters
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Attack on Rat Mistaken For Chinese
Daily Post
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Baboon Becomes A Landlady
The Parrot (Ghana)
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Jimmy Carter’s Hometown Excited Over His Burial Plans
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Stop Trimming Hedgehogs
Nottingham Evening Post
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Breathing Oxygen Linked to Staying Alive
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Mason County
Cash Boost By Elderly Satan
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The Dudley Express & Star
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Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
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Worker Suffers Leg Pain After 800-lb Ball Drops on Head
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Strikes to Paralyze Travelers
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