Subject: Headlines (Page 53)

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

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Troops Set Assault on MILF Camp

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Man Fined For Quacking

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Baboon Becomes A Landlady

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Two Boys Ordered to Write Essay On Why They Shot Their Mother

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Seven Inches Is Enough, RIM Tells Jobs

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If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”

Headlines Murphy’s Laws

Oap Fined For Limping Too Slowly

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Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic

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Elf Bribed To Get Plant

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DUI Coordinator Resigns After Being Charged With DUI

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Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”

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Students Cook and Serve Grandparents

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Missing Link Blamed For Road Deaths

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Police Seek Witnesses To Assault

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Cow in Police Custody Linked to Headless Chicken Case

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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

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Suicide To Go Commercial, Says BBC Head

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Half Of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study For Graduation

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Crushed Kurds Give Way

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Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says

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