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Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal
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Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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The Sun Is Leading Cause Of Sunburns
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Disciples of Christ Name Interim Leader
Los Angeles Times
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Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner
The Selkirk Advertiser
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Animals Take Over Village That Changed Hands
The Irish Times
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Fog in Channel – Continent Cut Off
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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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QE 2 Theft: Three Fined
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You Want To Be Buried on the Moon?
Associated Press
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Dog In Bed, Asks Divorce
In Galveston TX
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Platform Shoes Claim Another Life
Reuters
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Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]
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Indian Plane Reported Hijacked By Authorities
Reuters
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Weber's Worldwide Devotionals: Mount Joy Minister Encourages Hurting People Via the World Wide Web
Weber's Worldwide Devotionals: Mount Joy Minister Encourages Hurting People Via the World Wide Web
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Bookbinder Wants His Ashes Kept in Special Book on Library Shelf
In Pennsylvania
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Woman Flushes Toilet, Then Catches Fire
The Rocky Mountain News
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Debate About Hanging Suspended
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Sewage Kills Fish, But Water Safe to Drink
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Body Wants New Blood
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