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Doctor Raps "Negligence"

Split Rears in Farmers’ Movement

Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns

Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House

Bush Asks Nation for Patients

Scent Foul Play In Death Of Man Found Bound And Hanged

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

How to Drink and Still Stay Sober

Girls’ Schools Still Offering ‘Something Special’ – Head

Jail Guard Probe in Prison Sex

Miss. Police Use Taser, Handcuffs On Wayward Emu

Dog Dirt In Park – Group Leaders Step In

Lesbian Ex-Nun Witch Hits Bad Spell In N.Y.

Animal Shelter Says Legless Dog Just Slipped Past Staff

Keegan Fills Schmeichel’s Gap With Seaman

Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney

Buddhist Monk Hacks Off Errant Abbots Head With Kitchen Knife

Afrikaaners Find God In London

Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town

Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net