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Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
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Brain Dead Hero Pushed Friend Out Of Danger
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Welfare Exorcises 70,000 Ghosts
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Lutherans OK Pact With Episcopalians
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Sex Offender Cited For Selling Meat Door-To-Door
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Ban On Boxing After Death
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Patient at Death’s Door – Doctors Pull Him Through
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House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
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Malaysian Transvestites Whack Religious Police with Handbags
AFP
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Moggy Found But Now The Owners Are Lost
WalthamForest (London) Independent
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Childminders Get Right To Smack
The Daily Telegraph
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Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe
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Russia's Statistics Boss Accused of Fraud
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Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10
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Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
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Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV
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Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint
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[Wearing battery operated ‘Passion Pants’]
EU Must Unite On Drugs
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The Sun Is Leading Cause Of Sunburns
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Ny Ponders Beating Victim
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