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Debate About Hanging Suspended

Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy

Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning

Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire

Underwater Church Rescue

Israeli Religious Leader Bans Nose Picking on Sabbath

EU Must Unite On Drugs

Boomerangs: They're making a comeback!

Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

Senior Luncheon Will No Longer Include Lunch

TITS Bouncing Back In Warmer Weather

Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing

Morticians Fight Over Corpse

The robbery was committed by a pair of identical twins. Both are said to be aged about 20.

Toads Stop Play In Top Cricket Pub

Mimes Blamed For Abusive Language

Bimbo Uses Sun Technology To Automate Operations

System Fails To Catch Hermaphrodite Cattle

Spates Guilty of Murder, Asks, “Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I've committed.”

Family Issues Ultimatum Over Crater

Police: Man Stole Swan Eggs From Nest, Cooked Them