Subject: Headlines (Page 57)

"Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim

Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns

First Lady Wows With New Bangs

Westinghouse Will Buy Infinity For $3.9 Billion

Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless

Chopper Search For Man In Underpants

Men Think Their Way to Fertility

Teacher Strikes Idle Student

One In Three British Men Ready To Give Birth

Disillusioned Angel Warns Of Too Much Pressure

Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik

Robber Jailed for Shooting Dead Witness

Shore Home Serves Newborn To The Elderly

Chou Remains Cremated

Magician Nearly Killed By Doves

Nudist Welfareman's Model Wife Fell For the Chinese Hypnotist From the Co-op Bacon Factory

Your Chance to Spend More Time in Public Toilets

Dog Saves Owner’s Life After Cat Starts Fire

‘I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask… and he killed my dog‘

Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures