Subject: Headlines (Page 57)

Aliens Found At Pentagon

Ban On Runny Yolks Not Going Over Easy

Lower Age for Elderly Opposed

Wife Drowns In Kitchen While Looking For Food

Merlin Meets The Pope

Towns Must Spend Big To Fight Alien Plans

Playwright Tell Touching Story of Child Abuse

Doctors Say The Longer The Babies Live, The Better Chance They'll Have At Surviving

Clinton’s Firmness Got Results

German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women

William Kelly Was Fed Secretary

Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body

National Slacker Day May Be Too Much Effort

Spaniard Dies After Fall From Ferry To Britain

Bimbo Uses Sun Technology To Automate Operations

Woman with Two Wombs Gives Birth to Twins

Family of Four Felled by Fumes

Columnist Get Urologist in Trouble With His Peers

Search Called Off When Man is Found

Lack of Brains Hinders Research

A’s Hole Keeps Getting Deeper