Subject: Headlines (Page 59)

System Fails To Catch Hermaphrodite Cattle

Keegan Fills Schmeichel’s Gap With Seaman

Dead Man Accuses President

Man Avoids Jail After Sewing Son's Butt Shut

Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets

Maybe Error Led To Crash

Men Planned to Sell Skunk at World Cup

Food Is Basic to Student Life

Devil's Head Found In Back Seat

Fairies From Outer Space Go Missing On Train To Sunderland

Conceiving A Way To Get More Babies

Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Florida ‘Vampire’ Attacks Senior Citizen At Vacant Hooters‘

Researchers Locate Tomato Gene

UN Backs Dog Jailed For Killing Bishop

Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head

Airport Plea For Visitors To Stay Away

Catholic, Pubic Schools’ Fees Differ

Woman Charged With Stealing Underwear, Cheese

Computer Virus Spreads to Humans