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When Elephants Ruled… Hackney
The Times
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Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth
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Man In Diaper Directs Traffic
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Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands
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Hospital Ban On Babies
The Newark Advertiser
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Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
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Belcher Silences Giant Bats
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Baseball pitcher Tim Belcher
Bearded Lady Sues Dwarf
UPI
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Mr. Coffee Expands its Line to Sell… Coffee
The South Florida Sun-Sentinel
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Carter Plans Swell Deficit
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Jimmy Carter
Former Health Commissioner Questions Decision to Use Pregnancy Prevention Funds For Fireworks
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California Wildlife Destroys Over 40 Homes
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Thieves Steal 8 Tons of Spa Mud
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Nation’s Hungry Attack Meese
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Edwin Meese
Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure
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Bill Would Exempt Minors From Death
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Clinton Pledges Restraint in Use of Nuclear Weapons
Cedar Rapids Gazette
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Ghoul Drinks Blood On Bus
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Ancient Blonde Corpses Raise Questions
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Poop Scooper Finds Job Fun, Refreshing
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Priest Duels With Dracula
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