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You Want To Be Buried on the Moon?

Threat Disrupts Plan to Meet About Threats

Half-Clothed Woman In Hot Pink Duct Tape Attacks, Injures 3 Cops

Condon's Pledge To Murder Witnesses

Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game in ’81

Skydiver Lands on Beer Vendor at Women’s Cole Slaw Wrestling Event

Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them

Judges To Learn "Human Awareness"

Council Not Liable Over Fatally Locked Widows

New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex

City Council Runs Out of Time to Discuss Shorter Meetings

Judge Pounds PUD

Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe

Man on Way to Brothel Finds Wife Working

Janet Jackson Has Another, Um, Single Out

Rare Flower Found On Site a Plant, Says Developer

Aladdin's Cave Is Found In Pub

Why Americans Love to Hate Government

King's Missing Dung Sparks Crisis

Man Plunges Over Cliff While Posing For Photo

County Bars Further Erections