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Superheroes Make Kids Eat Fruit and Vegetables

Authorities: Many Sex Offenders Lie About Where They Live

Yeti Teaching Students Valuable Lessons

Baywatch Star Objects To Fake Sex

Melbourne Bride Stuck Open, Traffic Backed Up for Hours

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

Christmas Trees Don’t Grow On Trees

Cop Broke Into Home To Do Laundry, Police Say

Illiteracy An Obstacle, Study Finds

Belcher Silences Giant Bats

Congratulations!!! Dixie Normous, Byron, MN

All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad

Seven Inches Is Enough, RIM Tells Jobs

There May Be Diamonds in Planets

Study: Depressed Women Live Longer

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Enraged Cow Injures House

Men Think Their Way to Fertility

Prosecutors Want Victim In Courtroom During Murder Trial

Hotline To God Great Success

Police Pay £20,000 For Dead Parrots