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(Page 67)
Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee
Associated Press
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Headline
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Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules
Headline
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Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
Headline
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Rolling Stones Give Free Concert – No One Killed
Reuters
Headlines
Governor’s Penis Busy
The New Haven Register
Headlines
(Should be "Pen Is")
Bull Swallows Autopsy Report
Headline
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Prisoners Escape After Execution
Headline
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Fairies From Outer Space Go Missing On Train To Sunderland
The Sunderland Echo
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Woman Sues Caterpillar For Sexual Harrassment
Headline
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UPI
Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight
Headline
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Wife Drowns In Kitchen While Looking For Food
Headline
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Collegians Are Turning To Vegetables
Headline
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Whoopee? Oopsie! Honk If the Dealership Used Your Car for Sex
The St. Petersburg (FL) Times
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Sexting Incident Leads to Swim Chase in Lake
The Journal Times (Racine WI)
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Trout Being Tempted By Extra-Terrestrials
The Dudley Chronicle
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Woman's Body Found In Cemetery
Lancashire Evening Post
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Male Naturalist Members Rise
Headline
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Kids More Violent, Suicidal, But They're Happy
The Columbus Dispatch
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Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead
Associated Press
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Nut Screws Washer And Bolts
Headline
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109 Bus Found at South Pole
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