Subject: Headlines (Page 68)

Trojan Is New EU Secretary-General

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Siamese Twin Kills Brother in Bungled Suicide Attempt

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Mrs. Congeniality Acquitted

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Sneak Attack By Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen

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Cash Plea To Help Dyslexic Children

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Send-A-Dame Chain Letters Deluge City; Interest Keen

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How Sardines Saved Stranded Potholers

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Delivering "Extra Strong" Support For the Three Legged

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Bird Crime Up

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"Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim

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NASA Briefly Loses Contact With Atlantis

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Cop Tasers Unarmed Legless Man… Twice!

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Kagan Refuses Herself Too Often

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Deer Congress To Be Held In Cork

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Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal

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Jocelyn Elders Forces Clinton's Hand

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Aliens Are In Control Of Blair, Say Serb Psychics

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Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding

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God Holds Up Traffic

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School Praised After Vandalism

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Police Seek Rubbery Suspect

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