Subject: Headlines (Page 69)

If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To Have To Score A Goal

Indianapolis Man Charged With Wreckless Driving

Sauerkraut Seeks New Image

Tragedy Of Mother Eaten By Maggots

Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows

Judge Acts to Reopen Theater

Dead-Beats Contribute to Poverty

Pregnant Girls Are Vulnerable To Weight Gain

Wife Gives Birth To Boy; He Asks For Old Age Pension

All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad

Fuchsia Talks

Passengers Hit By Cancelled Trains

Peacock Pops Alien Invaders

£20 To Fight Crime In England And Wales

Green Light Given to Nuke Waste Dump

Scent Foul Play In Death Of Man Found Bound And Hanged

Woman in Sumo Wrestler Suit Assaulted Her Ex-Girlfriend in Gay Pub After She Waved at Man Dressed as a Snickers Bar

Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter

New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts

Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns

Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants