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Future Bright for Super Stainless Steel
AFP
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Moggy Found But Now The Owners Are Lost
WalthamForest (London) Independent
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Disillusioned Angel Warns Of Too Much Pressure
The Western Mail
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Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting
Headline
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Too Much Homework is Bad for You
Reuters
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Royals Get Taste of Angels’ Colon
Headline
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Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Headline
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Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case
WTAJ
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In Pennsylvania
Missing Teen Tied To Bones
Headline
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Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors
Headline
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Denver Blender Vendor in Fender Bender
Headline
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Cop Tasers Unarmed Legless Man… Twice!
In Merced CA
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Taser
Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan
Headline
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Auto Racing: Dick Trickle all for mixing buisness with pleaure [sic]
The Tribune
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Study: Narcissists are Dangerous
Headline
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Family Issues Ultimatum Over Crater
Yorkshire Regional Ceefax
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Marines Beat Off Cong in Hand-to-Hand Combat
The Eugene Register Guard
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These Tarts Best Eaten Hot
Tampa Tribune
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Unicorn Safe Thanks To Cash
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He Was Naked, On Crack and In Alligator’s Mouth
From a Florida newspaper
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Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair
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