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Around The World Rhinos Crash Back To Earth
The Guardian
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Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir
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Food Is Basic To Student Diet
The Bridgeport (CN) Post
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Teacher Strikes Idle Student
Headline
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Study: Depressed Women Live Longer
Associated Press
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Wrecks Blamed On Carelessness
Associated Press
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City Pact Fight Boils
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Tot Lives 4 Years on Single Baked Bean
Headline
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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
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Bible Belt Leads U.S. in Divorces
Associated Press
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Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants
SunSentinel.com
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Florida
Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania
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Man Vanishes While Driving
Providence Journal-Bulletin
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Headless Chickens Roam The Commons
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The Daily Express
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Come to the Hanukkah Party and Get Your Picture Taken With Santa
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Deer With Rabies Kicks LaVale Woman in the Face
Cumberland Times-News
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Cumberland MD
Chef Gets Life for Cooking Wife
Reuters
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Work Starts On New Zebra
Bridlington Free Press
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Toad Stuck In Share Hole Despite High-Profile Signing
The Daily Telegraph
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Chances of Rape Today About 70% and Sunshine For Us Tomorrow
An unidentified television station in Georgia
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It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives
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