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Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage
Daily Telegraph
Headlines
Inmate Attempts Suicide, Moved Off Death Row
Headline
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In Texas
Headlines
Economist Uses Theory to Explain Economy
The Collinsville Herald-Journal
Headlines
Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs?
Associated Press
Headlines
Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead
Associated Press
Headlines
Families Jettison Meals At Table
The Times
Headlines
Farm Worker Axed Friends to Death, Court Told
In Pennsylvania
Headlines
Armageddon Ahead, Please Fasten Your Bible Belt
The Times (London)
Headlines
Dam Road Sign Keeps Disappearing
Headline
Headlines
Invisible Tenants Get Council Cash
The Wimbledon Independent
Headlines
Murderer Says Detective Ruined His Reputation
Headline
Headlines
Llama Drama Ding-Dong
Liverpool Daily Post and Echo
Headlines
Clinton Places Dickey In Gore’s Hands
The Bangor News
Headlines
Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors
Peterborough Evening Telegraph
Headlines
Sports
Spokane Parks to Detonate Squirrels
The Seattle Times
Headlines
Stabbing Doesn't Spoil Friendship
Headline
Headlines
Man Attacked By Canal
Headline
Headlines
Bottoming Is a Messy Process
MarketWatch
Headlines
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Headline
Headlines
Army Felled By Sheep
The Express
Headlines
Platform Shoes Claim Another Life
Reuters
Headlines
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