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Robber Jailed for Shooting Dead Witness
Daily Telegraph
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Officer Convicted of Accepting Bride
Raleigh News and Observer
Headlines
Flowers To Ease Famine
The Scunthorpe Evening Telegraph
Headlines
Murderer Says Detective Ruined His Reputation
Headline
Headlines
C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam
Headline
Headlines
Sex Offender Cited For Selling Meat Door-To-Door
Headline
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Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Headline
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Irish Robots Win At Volleyball
The Irish Times
Headlines
Nurse Fends Off Crocodile
The Irish Independent
Headlines
Fireman Giving ‘Kiss of Life’ Accidentally Inhales Kitty
Gannett Rochester Newspapers
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Two Golfers in Threesome Ace Same Hole
The York Dispatch
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Pennsylvania
Man Executed in Texas, Oklahoma
Associated Press
Headlines
Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty
Headline
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French Minister 'Condoned Police Shooting Of Aliens'
The Guardian
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Collapsed Bridge in China Faulty
Associated Press
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Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember
Headline
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Health
Alzheimer's
Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys
Associated Press
Headlines
Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV
Headline
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Reuters
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Lisa Hall Wins Worst Hole Contest
Ely (Nevada) Daily Times
Headlines
Contest
Frogs Satirize Racial Politics
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
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American Ships Head to Libya
Headline
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