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Magician Nearly Killed By Doves
The West Briton
Headlines
Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing
The Daily Telegraph
Headlines
Most Doctors Agree Breathing Regularly is Good for You
Headline
Doctors
Headlines
Health
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Headline
Headlines
Police Say Man Who Swallowed $37,500 Gem Has Yielded Loot
The Chicago Tribune
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Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison
Headline
Headlines
Beatrix Potter Boiled Squirrels
Sunday Times
Headlines
Fireman Giving ‘Kiss of Life’ Accidentally Inhales Kitty
Gannett Rochester Newspapers
Headlines
Airplane Was Only A Few Feet From the Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said
Headline
Headlines
Bottoming Is a Messy Process
MarketWatch
Headlines
Russian Troops Tell Of Invisible Enemy
The Guardian
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Foot Heads Arms Body
The Daily Mirror
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Danish Pastor Who Refused to Believe in God Suspended
AFP
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Attack on Rat Mistaken For Chinese
Daily Post
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Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library
Mesa Tribune
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After the book “SEX” by Madonna was released
Libraries
Hooker Named Lay Person of the Year
DeKalb (Texas) News
Headlines
DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest
Headline
Headlines
Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint
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Headlines
[Wearing battery operated ‘Passion Pants’]
Eloping Lover, 92, In Court
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Lions Elect New District Governor
Headline
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Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered
Associated Press
Headlines
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