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Chou Remains Cremated
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It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives
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Workers Down Tools at Viagra Factory Over Hard Helmets
GMB union circular regarding a health and safety dispute
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Slimy Leeches Are Devoted Parents
Reuters
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Taxes Take Longer Because of Complex Forms
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Damp Patches Discovered On Sun
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Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting
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Animals Turn To Teaching
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Fish Lurk in Streams
Rochester Democrat & Chronicle
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Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison
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Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers
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Doctors
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Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World
Derby Evening Telegraph
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Genetic Engineering Splits Scientists
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Moroccan Dog Was Unexploded Bomb
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Man Found Dead In Graveyard
The Evening Standard
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Woman with Two Wombs Gives Birth to Twins
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Fur Flies In Cat Kitty
The Evening News
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Drive-by Easter Egg Hunt
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Elf Bribed To Get Plant
The Nairobi Nation
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Man is Fatally Slain
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For Valentine's Day, Try to Plan Your Spontaneity
The Indianapolis Star
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