Subject: Headlines (Page 70)

Magician Nearly Killed By Doves

Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing

Most Doctors Agree Breathing Regularly is Good for You

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Police Say Man Who Swallowed $37,500 Gem Has Yielded Loot

Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison

Beatrix Potter Boiled Squirrels

Fireman Giving ‘Kiss of Life’ Accidentally Inhales Kitty

Airplane Was Only A Few Feet From the Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said

Bottoming Is a Messy Process

Russian Troops Tell Of Invisible Enemy

Foot Heads Arms Body

Danish Pastor Who Refused to Believe in God Suspended

Attack on Rat Mistaken For Chinese

Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library

Hooker Named Lay Person of the Year

DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest

Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint

Eloping Lover, 92, In Court

Lions Elect New District Governor

Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered