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Bush Asks Nation for Patients
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RSPCA Hit By Guinea Pig Explosion
The Bucks Examiner
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Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex
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Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board
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Cops Halt Doughnut Shop Robbery
Confidence Sinks in September
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Sorority Gets Wet; Frat Gets Hammered
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Divine Intervention by Taxi Firm
Border TV
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Pecan Scab Disease Causing Nuts to Fall Off
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Armageddon Ahead, Please Fasten Your Bible Belt
The Times (London)
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Crack Found On Governor's Daughter
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Catholic, Pubic Schools’ Fees Differ
The Dickenson Press
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In North Dakota
Public
Woman Missing Since She Got Lost
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Girl Stabbed 55 Times But Not Interfered With
Newcastle Journal
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Mass Poisoning In Donkey Soup War
The Wolverhampton Express & Star
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Dolphins, Whales, Seals Do Research
Associated Press
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Tequila Helps Actress Take Her Clothes Off
Reuters
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Monitor Lizard Fails To Explode In MP's Toilet
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Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting
Associated Press
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Study: Obesity Can Shorten Lifespan
Associated Press
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Hungry Body Ate Fasting Buddhist Alive
The Times
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Blind Man Says Diana Prettiest Woman He Ever Saw
Reuters
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