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Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Lord to Decide Future Next Month

Police Discover Crack In Australia

Lloyds Sell Goldfish to Morgan Stanley For £1bn

Man Attacked By Canal

Nanny Calm As Troops Close In

Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner

Thousands See Green Man

Chances of Rape Today About 70% and Sunshine For Us Tomorrow

Elf Bribed To Get Plant

U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent

When Ebola and HIV Are Your Friends

Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns

Doctor Raps "Negligence"

Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing

Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons

Icelandic Fish Talks

Woman in Sumo Wrestler Suit Assaulted Her Ex-Girlfriend in Gay Pub After She Waved at Man Dressed as a Snickers Bar

Half Of Scottish Farms In The Red

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage