Subject: Headlines (Page 71)

Gas Rig Men Grilled By Villagers

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Honey, Let's Dye the Dog Red and Green for Christmas

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Canada Could Face Sperm Shortage

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Trooper Fired After Hat Fib, Wants Back In

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Say Ahhhh: Bush to Undergo Colonoscopy

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Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores

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Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy

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Admits Shooting Husband From Stand, During Trial

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Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]

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Sneak Attack By Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen

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Thugs Eat Then Rob Proprietor

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Families Jettison Meals At Table

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Gas Company Behind Bean Supper

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Dumped Fish Remains Upset

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Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy

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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad

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Teen Charged in Pooh Theft

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Woman Sues Caterpillar For Sexual Harrassment

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Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police

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Mickey Mouse Found In Antarctic Ice

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Babies Used To Sneak Drugs Into Prison

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