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Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Cops Demanding Bribes From Aliens

Man Pepper-Sprays Woman, Steals Her Monkey [sic]

Moose with calf injures woman near Grand Lake and both are put down by wildlife officials. Agree with the policy?

Trojan Is New EU Secretary-General

Bold Plan To Put Capetown On Map

Community Bands Together to Help Burn Victim's Family

Sex Offenders Pitch Tents

Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals

Clinton Demands Children's Drug Dosages

Man Hurt By Fairy Cake

Iowa Moves Back to Pittsburgh

Food Is Basic To Student Diet

Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers

Study: Alcohol May Prevent Dementia

Family Of 17 Defects From North Korea

All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad

U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas

Drug Squad Nabs Flying Carpets

One-Legged Escapee Still On the Run

Brain Removal Study Finds Few Volunteers