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18 Hurt In Cheese Roll

Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners

Hispanics Ace Spanish Tests

Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals

Detective Loses Pajamas In Chase

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung

Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game in ’81

Man Fined For Quacking

Boy Trapped Inside His Own Body Gets £3.3m

Marines Beat Off Cong in Hand-to-Hand Combat

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

Weber's Worldwide Devotionals: Mount Joy Minister Encourages Hurting People Via the World Wide Web

40 Men Escape Watery Graves When Vessel Flounders In Ale

County Bars Further Erections

QEH Spending $1.2m To Help Curb Bowl Cancer

Cabinet Ministers With the Biggest Whoppers

God Gets A Parking Caution: "No Exceptions" Say Police

Nudist Welfareman's Model Wife Fell For the Chinese Hypnotist From the Co-op Bacon Factory

Aliens Crammed Into Toilet

Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails – Fans Protest