Subject: Headlines (Page 76)

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Lennon Guitar sells for £20,000. No Strings Attached.

Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowds

Auctioneer Finds Body in Funeral Home

Top Terror Fugitive Hid from Police on Nudist Beach

[Indian] Scientists Use Radiation to Cure Flatulence

Diana Was Still Alive Hours Before She Died

Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator

Thousands See Green Man

Police Find Alligators Guarding Pot Stash In Mount Auburn

DUI Coordinator Resigns After Being Charged With DUI

Green Man Causes Jams

Bodies In Garden Are a Plant Says Wife

Suspected Bank Robber Leaves a Clue: Driver's License

Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police

Heaven Is Giving Up Smoking, Says Pope

Council Informs Woman Who Died Two Years Ago She Is Dead

Higher Costs Explain Why U.S. is Cheaper than U.K.

Headless Chickens Roam The Commons

Suspended MP Accused Of Telling A Hundred Lies

Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint