Subject: Headlines (Page 77)

Indicted Man Might Be Part Of Plot

Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians

Baby Born Holding Mum’s I.U.D.

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Cookies With Condoms Fail Family Taste-Test

Army Vehicle Disappears

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Wife Gives Birth To Boy; He Asks For Old Age Pension

Eunuchs Strut Their Stuff on Indian Catwalk

Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches

Man Dies After 25 Years in a Bus Shelter

Man Driving Replica Of A-Team Van Rams Patrol Car

Pig Music Ordered Turned Down

Selfies May Be Causing Head Lice Outbreak in Teens

Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly

Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets

Former Health Commissioner Questions Decision to Use Pregnancy Prevention Funds For Fireworks

Manure Mound Creates a Mess

China Drag Queens Have Officials On Their Knees

When Doctors Smoked and Hair Was Lacquered

When Ebola and HIV Are Your Friends