Subject: Headlines (Page 77)

Spanish Prostitutes Ordered to Wear Reflective Vests for Their Own Safety

Shell Found on Beach

School Children March Over New Teachers

Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir

Pavarotti Anticipating Eclipse

Republicans Turned Off by Size of Obama’s Package

Hooker Named Lay Person of the Year

Footballer on the Mend After Fatal Car Crash

Headless Body in Topless Bar

KGB Grills Bishop in Belarus

Phantom Told To Pay Wife £3,000 A Month

Crashed Jet May Have Flown Too Low

Big Ugly Woman Killed

Whoopee? Oopsie! Honk If the Dealership Used Your Car for Sex

Three In Hospital After Fresh Legionnaires' Outbreak

Lawyer Calls Soul As Witness

Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail

Stampede For Compost

Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane

Nudist Welfare Worker’s Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory

Janet Jackson Has Another, Um, Single Out