Subject: Headlines (Page 78)

Chaos Warning As The Sun Explodes

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Electric Exec Gets Lit Up!

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Police Recover Stolen Hamster, Arrest 3

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Ten Commandments • Supreme Court Says Some OK, Some Not

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Bodies In Garden Are a Plant Says Wife

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Only Poets Can Save Us From Millennium Buggery

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Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty

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Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil

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TV Reporters Feel Pressure On Cha-Cha

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Kentucky Receives $14 in Federal Education Grants

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Bananas And Oranges Linked To Violent Crime

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Arafat Swears In Cabinet

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Report: Depression Causes Impotence

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Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says

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Man Takes Garbage Truck at Gunpoint

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City Council Runs Out of Time to Discuss Shorter Meetings

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Women’s Chorus Adds Belcher to Membership

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Prostitute Says Government Ruining Trade

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Husband Bites Wife's 'Thing'

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Straw's Pledge To Rape Victims

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"Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim

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