Subject: Headlines (Page 79)

Michelle Obama Wore Clothes to Light the Christmas Tree

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Tiger Woods Takes Leave From the Game of Golg

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Van In Pork Pie Ambush

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Local Man Has Longest Horns in Texas

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God Holds Up Traffic

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Man Shot In Los Boliches

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Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils

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Hitler Hits Tourists

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Lesbian Youth at High Risk for Pregnancy

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Hunt For Killer Toxic Lard

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Ban On Runny Yolks Not Going Over Easy

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Wife Gives Birth To Boy; He Asks For Old Age Pension

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Weekly Sex May Prevent Colds and Flu

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Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies

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Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

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Pee-Baked Pumpkin Pie

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Scientists to Have Ford’s Ear

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Husband Put Rat Poison In Wife's Tea "As A Health Cure"

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Electric Exec Gets Lit Up!

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Santa Accused of Slapping Child

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Freshman Talley Makes Best of Her 2 Soggy Holes

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