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Holy Russia Quashes Alien Worship
The Independent
Headlines
Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
Headline
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Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex
Victoria (BC) Times-Colonist
Headlines
Website For Penguins
Western Dally Press
Headlines
Robber’s Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly
Headline
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Gunman Shot By 999 Cops
The Daily Mirror
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Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed
Headline
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Homicide
Lazy, Fat Dragons To Go On Crash Diet In Zoo
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Dr Phil's Simple Plan To Make You Thin
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Say Ahhhh: Bush to Undergo Colonoscopy
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General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
Headline
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Police: Thief Stole 400K Toothpicks In Georgia
The Associated Press
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In Athens Georgia
Substitute Teachers Seeking Respect
Associated Press
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Fuchsia Talks
The Bristol Evening Post
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School Says Boy in Drag Can't Be Queen
Reuters
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Ducks Banned From Duck Pond
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Flowers To Ease Famine
The Scunthorpe Evening Telegraph
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Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World
The Derby Evening Telegraph
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Darth Vader Robs Ohio Bank
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Jaywalkers
Malls Try To Attract Shoppers
The Baltimore Sun
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