Subject: Headlines (Page 79)

Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose

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Man Run Over By Freight Train Dies

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Worker Suffers Leg Pain After 800-lb Ball Drops on Head

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All-stars Turn on Sparse Crowd

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Man Dies After Life Support Removed

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Uganda Facing Condom Shortage

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Elf To Sell Major North Sea Assets

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Elvis Sighted in Wax Museum

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Crack Found On Governor's Daughter

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Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants

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New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History

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Paleontologist Wants Students To Dig Up Dirt On Prehistory

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We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)

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Watchdog Gets A New Head

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Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation At High School

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Quintuplets Born 15 Months Early

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Oap Fined For Limping Too Slowly

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Danish Pastor Who Refused to Believe in God Suspended

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Judges To Learn "Human Awareness"

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Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp Into Pants

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Saving The Whale From Space

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