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Threat Disrupts Plan to Meet About Threats
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Oglethorpe County GA
Pittsburgh Police Want To See Junk In Your Trunk
The Pittsburgh News
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New Sick Policy Requires 2-day Notice
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Health
City Council Runs Out of Time to Discuss Shorter Meetings
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Cows Lose Their Jobs As Milk Prices Drop
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Cows
“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”
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Education
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Students
500-Year-Old Child Found
The Australian
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Childminders Get Right To Smack
The Daily Telegraph
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Bold Plan To Put Capetown On Map
Sunday Times Business News (Johannesburg)
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Windows 95 Were For Houses, Thief Believed
The Irish Times
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Judges To Learn "Human Awareness"
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Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack
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Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing
The Jersey City Journal
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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad
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Washington Post
Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters
The Tallahassee Democrat
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One In Three British Men Ready To Give Birth
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Reuters
Waterproof Man Drowns in Dry Creek
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Dry Creek
Waterproof Louisiana
Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says
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Sports
Potato, Dancing Raisins Cut a Deal
Associated Press
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Teacher Strikes Idle Student
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Waves Of Chaos Wash Over Road
The Walthamstow (London) Guardian
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