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Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage

Greek Bars Close Early In Protest At Early Closure

Fiji Village to Apologize for Eating English Missionary

Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding

Does Sex Makes Women Sprinters Faster?

Army Vehicle Disappears

Spaniard Hits Girlfriend at Anti-Violence Rally

Welfare Exorcises 70,000 Ghosts

Henman Sees Balls As Key To His Success

Fake Condoms Kill Adam And Eve In China

Fire Destroyed By Home

When Ebola and HIV Are Your Friends

Great-Grandma Dared Cop To Tase Her, So He Did

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

Sorority Gets Wet; Frat Gets Hammered

One-legged British Crime Boss Jailed After Five Years On the Run

Phantom Actor Sues

Africa: Glamour. Decadence. Murder. Hundreds of Secretarial Opportunities.

Passengers To Wait 10 Years For Fast Trains

Big Stink: Man Accused Of Stealing 7 Twin-Packs Of Deodorant

Gas Rig Men Grilled By Villagers