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Local Pastor’s Widow Asks For Donations Of Deviled Eggs In Lieu of Flowers
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The Sun Is Leading Cause Of Sunburns
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Scientists to Kill Ducks to See Why They’re Dying
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Cher Immortalized in Plastic
Associated Press
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Swimmer trapped by beach balls
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Nev. Man Seeks Surgery for 100-Pound Scrotum
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CBS News
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
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Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care
The Daily Telegraph
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Hollywood Survives An Entire Weekend Without Any Award Shows
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Tarmac Close To Merger With Aggregate
The Sunday Times
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Man In Rat Row Had Drunk 17 Pints Of Cider
The Halifax Evening Courier
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Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home
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One-Legged Escapee Still On the Run
The Australian
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The Australian
Farm Worker Axed Friends to Death, Court Told
In Pennsylvania
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Erectile Dysfunction Probed with Engineering Tool
NewScientist
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Erectile dysfunction
Fitness Club Closes, Going Belly Up
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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Gays in Roanoke Recover After Slaying
Associated Press
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Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape
Lawrence Journal-World
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Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban
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Shanghai Adult Toy Fair Hits the Spot
Reuters
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Dutch Undertakers Hire Clown to Lighten the Mood
In Pennsylvania
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