Subject: Headlines (Page 8)

Local Pastor’s Widow Asks For Donations Of Deviled Eggs In Lieu of Flowers

The Sun Is Leading Cause Of Sunburns

Scientists to Kill Ducks to See Why They’re Dying

Cher Immortalized in Plastic

Swimmer trapped by beach balls

Nev. Man Seeks Surgery for 100-Pound Scrotum

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care

Hollywood Survives An Entire Weekend Without Any Award Shows

Tarmac Close To Merger With Aggregate

Man In Rat Row Had Drunk 17 Pints Of Cider

Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home

One-Legged Escapee Still On the Run

Farm Worker Axed Friends to Death, Court Told

Erectile Dysfunction Probed with Engineering Tool

Fitness Club Closes, Going Belly Up

Gays in Roanoke Recover After Slaying

Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape

Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban

Shanghai Adult Toy Fair Hits the Spot

Dutch Undertakers Hire Clown to Lighten the Mood