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Threat Disrupts Plan to Meet About Threats

Pittsburgh Police Want To See Junk In Your Trunk

New Sick Policy Requires 2-day Notice

City Council Runs Out of Time to Discuss Shorter Meetings

Cows Lose Their Jobs As Milk Prices Drop

“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”

500-Year-Old Child Found

Childminders Get Right To Smack

Bold Plan To Put Capetown On Map

Windows 95 Were For Houses, Thief Believed

Judges To Learn "Human Awareness"

Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack

Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing

All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad

Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters

One In Three British Men Ready To Give Birth

Waterproof Man Drowns in Dry Creek

Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says

Potato, Dancing Raisins Cut a Deal

Teacher Strikes Idle Student

Waves Of Chaos Wash Over Road