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Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage
Associated Press
Drugs
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Health
Greek Bars Close Early In Protest At Early Closure
Headline
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Fiji Village to Apologize for Eating English Missionary
AFP
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Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding
Headline
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Does Sex Makes Women Sprinters Faster?
Reuters
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Army Vehicle Disappears
Headline
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An $74K Australian Army vehicle is missing after being painted camouflage
Spaniard Hits Girlfriend at Anti-Violence Rally
Headline
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Welfare Exorcises 70,000 Ghosts
Headline
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Henman Sees Balls As Key To His Success
The Evening Standard
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Fake Condoms Kill Adam And Eve In China
Headline
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Fire Destroyed By Home
Fox News
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When Ebola and HIV Are Your Friends
AFP
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Great-Grandma Dared Cop To Tase Her, So He Did
MSNBC/Today
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Taser
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Headline
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Sorority Gets Wet; Frat Gets Hammered
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One-legged British Crime Boss Jailed After Five Years On the Run
Headlines
news.sky.com
Phantom Actor Sues
Daily Telegraph
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Africa: Glamour. Decadence. Murder. Hundreds of Secretarial Opportunities.
Nine to Five Magazine
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Passengers To Wait 10 Years For Fast Trains
The Times
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Big Stink: Man Accused Of Stealing 7 Twin-Packs Of Deodorant
The Sun Sentinel
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Broward County Florida
Gas Rig Men Grilled By Villagers
The Oxford Times
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