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Sex Teacher Gets Off
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Woman Is Pregnant Thanks To Her Sister
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Naturism Seeks Raised Profile
Hastings and St. Leonards Observer
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Discoveries: Older Blacks Have Edge in Longevity
The Chicago Tribune
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We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water
The Newbury & Thatcham Chronicle
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New Markets Found For Poor Peruvians
The Times
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Researcher Links Obesity, Food Portions
Associated Press
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Green Light Given to Nuke Waste Dump
N.W. Evening Mail
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Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex
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Fireman Giving ‘Kiss of Life’ Accidentally Inhales Kitty
Gannett Rochester Newspapers
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Properly Drafted Will Reduces Anxiety After Death
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Compromise on Ten Commandments
Associated Press
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Happiness Cannot Be Bought, But It Lengthens Life
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Straw’s Pledge To Rape Victims
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Yellow Perch Decline to be Studied
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Animals
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Man Ordered To Marry Cow
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Health Officials Say Flammable Water is OK to Drink
The Daily News
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Night School to Hear Pest Talk
Oakland Tribune
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Deer With Big Rack Female, It Turns Out
The Associated Press
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Des Moines Iowa
Scientists To Have Ford's Ear
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Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets
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