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Ability To Swim May Save Children From Drowning
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VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years
In Pennsylvania
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Stop Trimming Hedgehogs
Nottingham Evening Post
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Elves Laid Off as Santa Feels Pinch
Associated Press
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Granny Beats Off Alligator
The Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald
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Chou Remains Cremated
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Dole Loses Debate By Not Winning
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Bob Dole
Mike Tyson Accused Of Cruelty To Ferrets
The Times
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Food Is Basic to Student Life
Food Is Basic to Student Life
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Fund Set Up For Beating Victim's Kin
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Scott Wants Head Job
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Woman Tied to Judge Jailed
The Knoxville New Sentinel
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Court Would Not Accept God Paid For TV License
The Somerset Standard
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School Children March Over New Teachers
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500-Year-Old Child Found
The Australian
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We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water
The Newbury & Thatcham Chronicle
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God Gets A Parking Caution: "No Exceptions" Say Police
The York & District Advertiser
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Researchers Locate Tomato Gene
Associated Press
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Onion Prospects Reported Strong
In Walla Walla WA
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Laxatives Helps Remove Ear Wax
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Laxatives.
[President] Bush "Dramatically Less Visible"
Associated Press
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