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UN Backs Dog Jailed For Killing Bishop
Sunday Telegraph
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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
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Experts Bury British Coal
The Guardian
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Shanghai Adult Toy Fair Hits the Spot
Reuters
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Monkeys Control Robots With Their Minds
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Frozen Semen Talks
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from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
Icelandic Fish Talks
The Grimsby Telegraph
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Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
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Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir
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Whoopee? Oopsie! Honk If the Dealership Used Your Car for Sex
The St. Petersburg (FL) Times
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Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding
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Jocelyn Elders Forces Clinton's Hand
Associated Press
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Cher Immortalized in Plastic
Associated Press
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Cancun Temps Plunge to 100-Year Record Low During ‘Global Warming’ Summit!
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Man Run Over By Freight Train Dies
The Los Angeles Times
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Sorority Gets Wet; Frat Gets Hammered
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In Central Florida
Illinois Mulls Capital Punishment Reform after Mistakes
AFP
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Frankenstein Crowned Miss South Dakota
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Sara Marie Frankenstein
Wanted: Suitable Position for Disoriented Indian Maharaja
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Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty
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Former Health Commissioner Questions Decision to Use Pregnancy Prevention Funds For Fireworks
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