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Headlines
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Death Doesn't Deter Students From Drinking
The Roanoke Times
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Ghoul Drinks Blood On Bus
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Army Felled By Sheep
The Express
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Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics
Associated Press
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Fly Genes Mixed into Chicken Soup
UPI
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Invisible Man Comes Out Of Hiding
The Sydney Daily Telegraph
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Ecstasy Found In Mans Pants
The Eastern Evening News
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Steals Clock, Faces Time
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Drive To Ban Horse Whipping Mushrooms
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Dodge Says Probe Puts Him in Awkward Position
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Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects
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Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni
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Santa Accused of Slapping Child
Reuters
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Y2K Crisis Center: What To Do?
Associated Press
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Man Shot By Drinking Partner, Police Said
Dallas Morning News
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Crimestoppers Aid Police in Murder
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Hunt For Doorstep Attacker
Halifax Evening Courier
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General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
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Two Golfers in Threesome Ace Same Hole
The York Dispatch
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Pennsylvania
Surgery For Duck Hurt By Anglers Left Hook
The Jersey Evening Post
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U.S. Govt Heads For Shutdown, Blame Flies
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