Subject: Headlines (Page 81)

Fireworks To Be Aired On Radio

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Child Abuse Service Gains Corporate Sponsorship

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Van In Pork Pie Ambush

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Archdeacon Turns Sod

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Family's Ceiling Leaked Dead Birds

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Magician's Car Vanishes

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God Sends A Sign To The Heathen In The Chevy

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Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World

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Undergrads Flunk Sperm Bank Tests

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Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling

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Woman Not Injured By Cookie

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Euro MP Due To Visit Pluto

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Cash Plea To Help Dyslexic Children

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British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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Rep. Jim Moran Says Congressional Salaries Not Enough to Support Members

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Plenty of Sex Advised for Successful Pregnancy

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Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores

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Bearded Lady Sues Dwarf

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Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home

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Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants

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