Subject: Headlines (Page 82)

Man Shot In Los Boliches

Drunk Torched Peanut Bag and ‘Made Love To Ambulance’

Braves Roll With Cox Out

Missippi’s Literacy Program Shows Improvement

Navy Finds Dead Pilots Flying With Hangovers

Squirrel Ransacks House Looking For Peanuts

Flying Bishop Pursued

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Man Shot Twice In Head, Gets Mad!

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

Death Ruled Unavoidable

Driver Shocked As Sheep Emerges From Pothole

Nine Yard Men Turn Supergrass

Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People

Player Fined For Using Obscure Language To Umpire

Student Excited Dad Got Head Job

Chinese Apeman Dated

One-armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers

Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House

A’s Hole Keeps Getting Deeper

Scientists Hoping To Grow Their Own Livers