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Marbles Tortured, Says Minister
The Irish Times
Headlines
Canadian Prime Minister Doesn't Think Bush Is 'a Moron'
Reuters
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Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In '84
Headline
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Disillusioned Angel Warns Of Too Much Pressure
The Western Mail
Headlines
Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot
The Star-Ledger (Newark NJ)
Headlines
Real Godmother Becomes Fairy Godmother
Antigua)
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The Dally Observer (St John's
Headlines
Dam Road Sign Keeps Disappearing
Headline
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Man In Diaper Directs Traffic
Headline
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Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn’t Seen in Years
Headline
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Gun-free zones kill people
Headline
Arms
Conflict
Headlines
Guns
All-stars Turn on Sparse Crowd
Headline
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Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik
Headline
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Wang Ousts 'Nutcracker' for Next Year
The Boston Globe
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Police Alert on Stolen Drugs
Newcastle Chronicle
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Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail
Reuters
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Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking Down on Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing – As Though People Actually Want to Watch Olympians Skate
San Francisco Chronicle
Headlines
U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent
Headline
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Money
Fitness Club Closes, Going Belly Up
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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Drug Abuse "Can Be Beaten By Joint Effort"
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Under 15s Are All Stripped and Ready For Action
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Substitute Teachers Seeking Respect
Associated Press
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