Subject: Headlines (Page 84)

Woman Not Injured By Cookie

Bugs Flying Around With Wings Are Flying Bugs

Clinton Places Dickey In Gore’s Hands

Why Americans Love to Hate Government

Recreational Use of Viagra Dangerous

Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

Axe For Media School's Head

Frozen Semen Talks

Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking Down on Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing – As Though People Actually Want to Watch Olympians Skate

An Edgewood Man Reported Recently That His Wife Had Gone Missing Some 18 Months Ago

Discoveries: Older Blacks Have Edge in Longevity

Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania

Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar

Auto Racing: Dick Trickle all for mixing buisness with pleaure [sic]

Farmer Bitten Splitting Dogs

Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives

Drive To Ban Horse Whipping Mushrooms

Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee

Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife

Scott Wants Head Job