Subject: Headlines (Page 84)

Time Machine Found In Brain

Downside to Fewer Violent Deaths: Transplant Organ Shortage Grows

Scientists Grow Human Arms And Legs On Trees!

Pastor Kiweweesi in Bum Sex Scandal

Lord to Decide Future Next Month

Prostitute Stiffed By Client

I'm Not Cruel Says Maggot Dog Woman

‘Naked’ Protesters Draw Attention on Big Beaver

Auto Racing: Dick Trickle all for mixing buisness with pleaure [sic]

Africa: Glamour. Decadence. Murder. Hundreds of Secretarial Opportunities.

Boy Wants To Mount Autographed Guitar

Biting Nails Can Be Sign Of Tenseness In A Person

Deer With Rabies Kicks LaVale Woman in the Face

Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”

Black-Belt Prosecutor Leg-Locks Defendant

Life Goes On Year After Deaths

Cougars Stuff Bears

Scared of Y2K? Head for a Nuclear Reactor

Tiger Woods Takes Leave From the Game of Golg

Surgical Castration Still Waits for First Inmate Volunteer

Cancun Temps Plunge to 100-Year Record Low During ‘Global Warming’ Summit!