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Passing Wind Strands BC Ferry Passengers

Fertile Woman Dies in Climax

One In Three UK Girls Regret Drunken Sex

Study Says Snoring Drivers Have More Accidents

Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain

Experts Increase Probability of Big Quake in California

Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On

Cold Is No Good For Blubs

Prisoner serving 2,000-year sentence could face more time

Study: Ape Herpes Viruses May Be Transmissible to Humans

Pigs Fly Flag For Farmers

Kindergarten Student Spends Entire Day at Wrong School

Man Executed in Texas, Oklahoma

Phone Sex Operator Wins Workers’ Compensation Case

Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor

Flying Goats Spark Alarm

Work Starts On New Zebra

The Best Ways to Lead Employees: Bad Management Practices

Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In

Credit Pole for Sharper Mound Staff

The Best Rex We Ever Had