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Woman Not Injured By Cookie
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Bugs Flying Around With Wings Are Flying Bugs
Redwood Co. Extension Educator
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Minnesota
Clinton Places Dickey In Gore’s Hands
The Bangor News
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Why Americans Love to Hate Government
Reuters
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Recreational Use of Viagra Dangerous
UPI
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Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers
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Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
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Axe For Media School's Head
Johannesburg Star
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Frozen Semen Talks
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from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking Down on Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing – As Though People Actually Want to Watch Olympians Skate
San Francisco Chronicle
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An Edgewood Man Reported Recently That His Wife Had Gone Missing Some 18 Months Ago
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Discoveries: Older Blacks Have Edge in Longevity
The Chicago Tribune
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Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania
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Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar
The Daily Telegraph
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Auto Racing: Dick Trickle all for mixing buisness with pleaure [sic]
The Tribune
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Farmer Bitten Splitting Dogs
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Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives
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Drive To Ban Horse Whipping Mushrooms
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Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee
Toronto Star
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Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife
News Of The World
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Scott Wants Head Job
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