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El Nino Blamed for Rise in Diarrhea in Peru

Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

Planned Parenthood Looking For Volunteers

Army Felled By Sheep

One In Three UK Girls Regret Drunken Sex

Ban On Runny Yolks Not Going Over Easy

Police Plea On Speed

Prosecution Paints O.J. as a Wife-Killer

Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting

Donkey Bomb Kills 8 in Tirah Market

Common Sense Key In Dealing With Flashers

Lindsay Lohan: Rehab Was a ‘Sobering Experience’

Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals

Turkey Blamed For Appalling Driving

Thousands of False Eyelash Factory Workers Run Amok

Woman's Body Found In Cemetery

17 Aliens Held

Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town

UN Backs Dog Jailed For Killing Bishop

Jupiter Man Jailed, Accused Of Urinating On Woman In Hobe Sound Bathroom

Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once?