Subject: Headlines (Page 86)

Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son

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Sand Found On Beach Shocker

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Nudist Welfare Worker’s Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory

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Cold Is No Good For Blubs

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Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

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Abattoir Staff Will Be Halved

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Teenager Held Over Shredder

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Thousands of False Eyelash Factory Workers Run Amok

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Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

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Oscar Proves God Is A Mexican

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Animal-Rights Group to Hold Meeting at Steakhouse

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Slim-fad Girl, 17, Vanishes

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Passing Wind Strands BC Ferry Passengers

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St. Ignatius Mounts Cinderella

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County Officials to Talk Rubbish

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Great White Shark Battered To Death By Holiday Makers

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Pavarotti Anticipating Eclipse

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Missing Teen Found in Colon

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Burritos at 6 a.m. Followed By Hot Air

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Heart Donor Recovers

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Passengers To Wait 10 Years For Fast Trains

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