Subject: Headlines (Page 86)

Slimy Leeches Are Devoted Parents

Hundreds Hurt During Annual Stone-throwing Festival

Animal-Rights Group to Hold Meeting at Steakhouse

Astrologers Fail to Predict Proof They Are Wrong

English Solicitors Hope To Inspire Ugandan Ethics

Weber's Worldwide Devotionals: Mount Joy Minister Encourages Hurting People Via the World Wide Web

Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home

Animal 'Fart Tax' Puts Wind Up New Zealand Farmers

Former Manager "Growled Like A Dog" When He Bit Man's Ear

Aliens Blamed For Woes Of Society

New Compensation Rules for Late Flights Delayed by a Year

Husband Put Rat Poison In Wife's Tea "As A Health Cure"

Police Work a Lot Safer Than in 1970

New York Ban On Boxing After Death

Goliath Cleared Of Assaulting Piranha At Club

Flying Bishop Pursued

Jail Guard Probe in Prison Sex

Explosion Of Professors At Universities

How To Combat That Feeling Of Helplessness With Illegal Drugs

Girl Hit By Car In Hospital

No One Killed in Fatal Car Crash