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Manure Mound Creates a Mess

Bug Spawns 100 Year Old Babies

Infant Morality Shows Drop Here

Giant Tea Bags Protest

Lutherans OK Pact With Episcopalians

Haddock Leads The Race For Top Farmers' Job

Summer Treat: Ice Cream "Isn't Health Food"

Squirrels Eating Tokyo

Mary Poppins Is A Black Man

The Correct Version Declares God Ambidextrous

I'm Not Cruel Says Maggot Dog Woman

Miss. Police Use Taser, Handcuffs On Wayward Emu

ACT Women's Conference Pursues Broad Agenda

Man is Fatally Slain

Rolling Stones Give Free Concert – No One Killed

“The top half of the students are well-educated, the bottom half receive extra help, but the middle half we are leaving out.”

Widow Wins the right to Use Dead Husband’s Frozen Sperm

MP's Mother Joins Critic Of His Plans To "Keep Greys Away"

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

Animals Take Over Village That Changed Hands