Subject: Headlines (Page 87)

Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero

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Some Teens Have An Air of Defiance

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Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair

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Mets Outslut St. Louis; Wildcard Tightens

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Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman

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"Boom Box" Explodes, One Dead

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Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties

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Threatening Letters – Man Asks For Long Sentence

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Woman Rents House But Complains About Corpse

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Beatrix Potter Boiled Squirrels

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Croupiers On Strike – Management: "No Big Deal"

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Priest Pleads Guilty to Making Date-Rape Drug

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Electric Exec Gets Lit Up!

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Women Bowlers Vote To Keep Their Skirts On

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Around The World Rhinos Crash Back To Earth

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Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

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Man In Diaper Directs Traffic

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Man Wins His Job Back After He Dies

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Lawmakers Disagree Over Why They Can’t Agree

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Maybe Error Led To Crash

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Cuba Tries Short Cut To Tailor Economy

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