Subject: Headlines (Page 87)

Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete

‘Naked’ Protesters Draw Attention on Big Beaver

Church Members Given Right To Die

We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water

Disney Stories Are Unfair On Mad People Says Doctor

Barefoot Prowler Nabbed After Leaving His Flip-Flops At Crime Scene

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Man in Thames Had Drink Problem

Caribbean Bananas Are Ethical Bananas

New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead

Week Ends Month of China Relations

Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless

There May Be Diamonds in Planets

Fire Destroys Crematorium

Fox Offers Mexicans An End To Monologue

Footballer on the Mend After Fatal Car Crash

Squirrel Turns City Dark, Sets Grass Fire

Court Would Not Accept God Paid For TV License

New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History

Life Means Caring For Hospital Director

Study: Narcissists are Dangerous