Subject: Headlines (Page 88)

Elvis Sighted in Wax Museum

Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body

Elton Takes David Up the Aisle

Downside to Fewer Violent Deaths: Transplant Organ Shortage Grows

Committee Votes to Investigate Itself

Come to the Hanukkah Party and Get Your Picture Taken With Santa

Aliens Are In Control Of Blair, Say Serb Psychics

ITS Introduces DataFlow, A Powerful Yet User-Fiendly WorkFlow Development Tool

Carter Ticks Off Black Help

Threat Disrupts Plan to Meet About Threats

Fertile Woman Killed In Climax

Greenland Meteorite May Be From Space

Bear Eats Fruit, Takes Stuffed Bear From NH House

Neighbors Fear Golf Balls

Boomerangs: They're making a comeback!

Weekly Sex May Prevent Colds and Flu

Cuba Tries Short Cut To Tailor Economy

Snake Venom Slows Breast Tumor Growth

Worker Suffers Leg Pain After 800-lb Ball Drops on Head

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Man Who Brought Bomb To Hospital Apologizes