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Pupils Train As Counsellors To Help Upset Classmates

Putin Pardons Pope

Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals

Buddhist Monk Hacks Off Errant Abbots Head With Kitchen Knife

Baywatch Star Objects To Fake Sex

UIL Academics A Sucess [sic]

British Gay Activists Scale Palace

German Army Is Told To Let Women Fight

Men With Weapons Cited For Chasing Squirrels

Cookies With Condoms Fail Family Taste-Test

DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest

Winners of Drunk Driving Contest Announced

Auctioneer Finds Body in Funeral Home

Deaf-mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

Listen Up, Your Dog Wants to Tell You Something

TV Reporters Feel Pressure On Cha-Cha

Poverty Meeting Attracts Poor Turnout

Mother Claims Flu Shot Caused Pregnancy in 14 Year Old Daughter

Woman Accidentally Joins Search Party Looking For Herself

Robber’s Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly