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Goliath Cleared Of Assaulting Piranha At Club
The Times
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The Times
Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World
Derby Evening Telegraph
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Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High School
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Salesman Says He Left 4 Large Rings in Malden Bathtub
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Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
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Flying Goats Spark Alarm
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Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers
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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad
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Washington Post
Squirrels Eating Tokyo
High Desert Advocate (West Wendover Nevada)
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Woman Skydiver on Trial in Belgium for Love-triangle Parachute Murder
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Lisa Hall Wins Worst Hole Contest
Ely (Nevada) Daily Times
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Contest
Monkeys Control Robots With Their Minds
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School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus
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Lovesick Gardener Marries His Lettuce
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Suspended MP Accused Of Telling A Hundred Lies
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British Member of Parliament
Postmen Taught How To Walk
Mltcham & Morden Guardian
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Thief Steals US Flag From Man In Chicken Suit
The Hartford Courant
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Crook Joins Barclaycard UK
The Financial Times
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Elton Takes David Up the Aisle
The Sun (England)
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Marriage
Elton John
Collapsed Bridge in China Faulty
Associated Press
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No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim
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