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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
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Always Broke? Stop Living Payday To Payday
On a magazine cover
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Money
Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder
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Woman Born Feb. 29 Has Baby Same Day
St. Louis Globe Democrat
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Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose
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Baseball
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Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon
Study Finds Broad Problems in Army
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Woman Attacked By Train Station
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Human Version of Fly Gene Found
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Psychic Killed By Train
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Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan
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Onion Prospects Reported Strong
In Walla Walla WA
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Bush Favors His Own Program
Newsweek
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Alien In Sydney Pines For Port
Adelaide Advertiser
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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Police Discover Crack In Australia
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Send-A-Dame Chain Letters Deluge City; Interest Keen
In Kingsport TN
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Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]
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Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning
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Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In '84
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Bridge Sets 60 Mph Limit For Pedestrians
The Dundee Courier
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Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal
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