Subject: Headlines (Page 89)

This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup

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Half-Million Italian Women Seen On Pill

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Four Top Dogs Induced Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame

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Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot

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Cuts Could Hurt Animals

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Dogs Are Being Taught To Do Housework For The Disabled

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Lesbian Cow Study Udderly Serious

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Drunk Torched Peanut Bag and ‘Made Love To Ambulance’

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Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On

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Mayor Is Ousted By Mice

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Body Wants New Blood

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Church In Northwick Talks

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Brain Bank Seeks More Deposits

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Masturbator ‘Yanked’ From Library

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Lower Age for Elderly Opposed

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‘Dead’ Woman Wins Pension Apology

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Man Wins His Job Back After He Dies

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Debate About Hanging Suspended

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Family Issues Ultimatum Over Crater

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Amnesia Costs Accountant 11 Years

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The Bra Celebrates a Pair of Historic Milestones This Year

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