Subject: Headlines (Page 89)

"Only Jail Will Stop Me," Says Illegal False Teeth Fitter

Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless

Pavarotti Anticipating Eclipse

Masturbator ‘Yanked’ From Library

Haddock Bids For NFU Leadership

Mexican Leader Crashes To Earth

Tarzan's Loincloth Hid A Big Swinger

Traffic Dead Rise Slowly

Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer

500-Year-Old Child Found

Tiger Pulls Out

Missippi’s Literacy Program Shows Improvement

Youth Steals Funds For Charity

Husband Put Rat Poison In Wife's Tea "As A Health Cure"

Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave

Waterproof Man Drowns in Dry Creek

Army Vehicle Disappears

Sperm Donor Reforms ‘Long Time Coming‘

Bridges Help People Cross Rivers

Britain's Radioactive Lobsters Upset Norway

British Gay Activists Scale Palace