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Experts Increase Probability of Big Quake in California
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Police Sing For Animals
Brighton & Hove Albion
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Student Excited Dad Got Head Job
The Kansan
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The Kansan
Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
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Man Tries Armed Robbery With Knife in Gun Store
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Hostage-Taker Kills Self; Police Shoot Each Other
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Braves Roll With Cox Out
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In Atlanta
Manager Bobby Cox
Animal Shelter Says Legless Dog Just Slipped Past Staff
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Ancient Chinese Tradition Develops
Associated Press
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Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net
Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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Infant Morality Shows Drop Here
In Bridgeston Connecticut
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Scientists Grow Human Arms And Legs On Trees!
People & Places (Ghana)
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Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms
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DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest
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Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”
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Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient
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Aliens Blamed For Woes Of Society
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Traffic Stop May Check Alien Status
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
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Nudist Welfareman's Model Wife Fell For the Chinese Hypnotist From the Co-op Bacon Factory
British New of the World
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Aliens Found At Pentagon
Sutton On Sunday
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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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