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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Superheroes Make Kids Eat Fruit and Vegetables
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6,000 RIM Jobs On the Line
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Toronto
Man Plunges Over Cliff While Posing For Photo
Associated Press
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Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
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Strawberry Charged Over Sex And Drugs
International Herald Tribune
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Barefoot Prowler Nabbed After Leaving His Flip-Flops At Crime Scene
The Sun Sentinel
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In Florida
Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 200 Meters
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Sprinters Tyson Gay and Walter Dix
Humpty Dumpty Wins Award For Balance
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Iceberg Blamed For Dysentery
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Sharks Gored In Bullring
Sunday Times (Johannesburg)
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Omagh Team Aims To Make Pigs Fly Gracefully
The Irish Times
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Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue
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Save Streams, Fish Head Warns
Bainbridge (GA) Review
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English Solicitors Hope To Inspire Ugandan Ethics
Law Society Gazette
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Succulent Racks Attract Record Crowds to Ribfest
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Credit Pole for Sharper Mound Staff
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Tight End Returns After Colon Surgery
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At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area
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Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes
The Daily Progress (Charlottesville VA)
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Diet Of Premature Babies "Affects IQ"
The Guardian
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