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Minneapolis Will Pay $165,000 to Zombies
The Star Tribune
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Zombies
Michelle Obama Wore Clothes to Light the Christmas Tree
New York Fashion
Headlines
Michelle Obama
$200 Fine Risk For Mobile Car Use
Sunday Mail
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Study: Drinking, Fainting Connected
Associated Press
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Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
The New York Times
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British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
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Young Marines Make Tasty Christmas Treats
Headline
Headlines
Save Streams, Fish Head Warns
Bainbridge (GA) Review
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Inmate Attempts Suicide, Moved Off Death Row
Headline
,
In Texas
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Hungry Body Ate Fasting Buddhist Alive
The Times
Headlines
17 Aliens Held
Headline
Headlines
Masked Man On Horse Offered Drugs To Garda
The Irish Times
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Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Headline
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Henman Sees Balls As Key To His Success
The Evening Standard
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Cow Disarms Soldier, Another Kills Witch
Headline
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Marbles Tortured, Says Minister
The Irish Times
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New Yorker Finds Roommate Dead, Second Time In A Year
Associated Press
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Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
Headline
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Man Used Stolen Tow Truck To Steal Vehicles, Cops Say
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In Lakeland Florida
Onion Prospects Reported Strong
In Walla Walla WA
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Massive Blow Jobs for Belmullet
Mayo Advertiser
Headlines
Galway Ireland
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