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Man Dies After Life Support Removed
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Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying
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Death
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Indian Plane Reported Hijacked By Authorities
Reuters
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Two Guns Beats Four Aces: Armed Robbers Hit Paris Poker Tournament
AFP
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American Ships Head to Libya
Headline
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Army Felled By Sheep
The Express
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Frozen Semen Talks
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from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
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Cowboy Warning In Tornado-Hit Town
Ceefax (BBC Teletext Service)
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Chou Remains Cremated
Headline
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Policemen Help Dog Bite Victim
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Man Ordered To Marry Cow
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Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
Los Angeles Times
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(referring to Laura Chick)
Fairy Tourists Spark Warning To Children
Bradford Telegraph & Argus
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Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here
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Grandpa, Pregnant Mom Tasered at Party
In Manassas VA
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Elf To Sell Major North Sea Assets
BBC Ceefax
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North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"
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Limb Center Hit By Walk-Out
The Cumberland News
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Eunuchs Strut Their Stuff on Indian Catwalk
AFP
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VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years
In Pennsylvania
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