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Glass Centre Visitors Go Through The Roof
Sunderland Echo
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At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area
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Women Hide Stolen Merchandise in Fat Rolls
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Homeless Man Under House Arrest
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Robbers Attack School in Pretoria
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Canada Could Face Sperm Shortage
The Canadian Press
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American Ships Head to Libya
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Gunfire In Sarajevo Threatens Cease-fire
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Half-Clothed Woman In Hot Pink Duct Tape Attacks, Injures 3 Cops
KOMO News
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In Seattle Washington
Scientists See Quakes in L.A. Future
The Oregonian
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Man Wins Trip For "Fathering" Rhino
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Sterilizations Solves Problems for Pets, Owners
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Fireworks To Be Aired On Radio
Orlando Sentinel
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Dismemberment Killer Convicted, ‘Thank God the Jury Could Put the Pieces Together,’ Says Solicitor
The Brockton Enterprise Mass
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Fire Officials Grilled Over Kerosene Heaters
The News Journal (Wilmington DE)
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Dykes Impressed by Workouts
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Football coach Spike Dykes
Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here
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Cold Is No Good For Blubs
The Richmond Borough Guardian
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Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking
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Postman Beaten by Lavender Bush
The Argus
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Freemont CA
Doctor Execution Policy Debated
Associated Press
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