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Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife
Reuters
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Workers Finish Boring Sewer Tunnel
Atlanta Journal Constitution
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Let The People Decide On Drugs
The Observer
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Moroccan Dog Was Unexploded Bomb
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18 Hurt In Cheese Roll
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Sexting Incident Leads to Swim Chase in Lake
The Journal Times (Racine WI)
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Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot
The Star-Ledger (Newark NJ)
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Lions Put On Dog Show
In West Briton (Cornwall
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Staff Reported a Staff Member Found a Large Amount of White Powder Substance Around Her Chalkboard
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Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence
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Squirrel Ransacks House Looking For Peanuts
The Daily Telegraph
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Wang Ousts 'Nutcracker' for Next Year
The Boston Globe
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Bonehead Siphoned Gas From Police Car, Posts Photo On Facebook
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In Jenkens Kentucky
Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting
Associated Press
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Largest Amount Of Cannabis Ever Seized In Joint Operation
The Jersey Evening Post
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Pee-Baked Pumpkin Pie
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Man Held in Miami After Shooting Bee
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British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
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Star’s Broken Leg Hits Box Office
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Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot
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