Subject: Headlines (Page 90)

Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife

Workers Finish Boring Sewer Tunnel

Let The People Decide On Drugs

Moroccan Dog Was Unexploded Bomb

18 Hurt In Cheese Roll

Sexting Incident Leads to Swim Chase in Lake

Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot

Lions Put On Dog Show

Staff Reported a Staff Member Found a Large Amount of White Powder Substance Around Her Chalkboard

Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence

Squirrel Ransacks House Looking For Peanuts

Wang Ousts 'Nutcracker' for Next Year

Bonehead Siphoned Gas From Police Car, Posts Photo On Facebook

Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting

Largest Amount Of Cannabis Ever Seized In Joint Operation

Pee-Baked Pumpkin Pie

Man Held in Miami After Shooting Bee

British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply

New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead

Star’s Broken Leg Hits Box Office

Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot