Subject: Headlines (Page 91)

Dog Accused Of Racism

Bird Bath Takes Flight

Divine Intervention by Taxi Firm

Fence Not Keeping Deer From Waltzing

Charges Filed in Fla. Electrocution

Area High School Teacher Told Parents Voicing Concerns About Common Core Curriculum That They “Is Stupid”

City Council Runs Out of Time to Discuss Shorter Meetings

Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty

Scientists Grow Human Arms And Legs On Trees!

Beatrix Potter Boiled Squirrels

Virgin Holds Off 10,000 in Peachtree

Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember

Bible Belt Leads U.S. in Divorces

U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas

Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils

Total Lunar Eclipse Will Be Broadcast Live on Northwoods Public Radio

Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men

Big Black Hole Found In The Sky

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Teachers Strike Idle Kids

Pelicans May Be Turned Into Puffins